Oh he is. Just watch me😏
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Smut.
_______________________________________Simon was on Josh's mind through the whole journey in IKEA. He couldn't go with them because he had videos to record for his second channel with Orbie.
Lewis suggested that they should buy some food from there other than meat-balls. He bought some sweets and Josh did the same with along a lot of stuff that he never heard of before.
Back home he told Simon that he wanted to try out some food with him for his vlog the next day, and asked him if he was up for that. The blonde agreed kissing his boyfriend and wishing him luck for his meeting.
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The following night they sat down in the kitchen to eat and set up a camera in front of them with Shifty on the other side of it. They had no clue why he was there, but they let him stay, since they felt that it was safer if a third part was there with them just in case they acted a little bit 'too friendly' towards each other then he could tell them to stop.
Simon's eyes lit up as soon as he saw that Josh bought a candle for their dinner. They agreed that it wasn't a date, but it warmed the blonde's heart anyways.
They had a close call in the very begining of the shot. Simon joked with something that he knew he shouldn't have. Sex with the other man.
"You haven't prepared this very well." He chuckled taking a sip from his 'fake champagne'. "You're definietely not getting laid after."
Josh bursted out laughing from the awkwardness. " Thank fuck. I don't wanna get laid after."
Simon almost choked on his drink then giggled along with him.
That night many things made him laugh. Things that only Josh can make so hilarious for him that he would laugh at them with throwing his head back.
The way Josh whacked those gummy fish on his plate. How he could tease him with putting that out of date sausage on his plate when he wasn't watching.
When Vikk came down to get some dinner for himself he was very well confused why the couple of the Sidemen were having a candelit dinner in front of their other bearded friend and the fact that they were recording it made him even more baffled.
"What are you guys doing?" He asked approaching them after they threw some kind of sweets at him.
"We're making a porno." Josh pointed at the camera laughing.
"Riiight."
He picked something out of the fridge and was about to leave when Josh gave him some cinnamon pastries to take.
Both of the boys looked at him like he was their son and they were two dads, feeding him.
The cinnamon boy disappeard with his cinammon patries upstairs and the couple finished their interesting dinner with more banter and laughs.
Shifty was long gone when it was time for cleaning up the mess they made on the counter.
"This was a cheap-ass date." Simon giggled placing their plates in the diswasher.
"Like I said before doing this, it was not a date." Said the brunette putting the strawberry jam away.
"Well it seemed like it." The blonde shrugged throwing out their used straws.
"You know I would never call this a date. If it was normal food that I cooked for you and then we had candles, dim lights and no one else in the room, then I would call this a date." Josh smiled wrapping his arms around his boyfriend and getting on his tippy-toes to reach his forehead with his lips.
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Minizerk One-shots
FanfictionCover by @fantasxze One-shots about my only ship from the Sidemen. Well my first ever ship to be exact. The first few stories are in first person, but the others are all in third, so don't worry if you don't like first person fics. My mother tongue...