I had a dream that I was at some huge place that was supposed to be school and we were having a bake sale thing and so Selena Gomez was hosting it and she was being a bITCH about it.
So mom and i make chips and dip and i lowkey eat like half of them BC they're that good and then when people come in to try all the samples she's like "oh look, SOMEBODY forgot to make the chips and dip" and I'm like screw you selena why don't you come down from your megaspeaker room and f I g h T m e. You were shit on wizards of waverly place anyways so Idk who ur testing rn
But anyways afterward I'm with simonethebone and we go to all these little shops to try stuff and I see marshmallows but they aren't halal rip. And then I loose my shoes!!!! So I go to the front and I'm like hey I lost my shoes and the guy is bagging crocs and he's like "oh, these are your shoes?" And I'm like um HECK no get those away from me so then he asks me to fight one of the employees who looked like 21 savage and J Cole mixed together so I was like maybe I will.
So we're fighting with those exercise cords that you put under your feet and pull on and this guy is taking it super easy on me like I'm a joke but I FULL on choke that hoe like there's no tomorrow (WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY) and he falls to the ground and I look down and I'm wearing my shoes so I'm like hey I found them!
And as I walk out I tell the other guy "don't tell me if he died, it would ruin my conscious forever." And then the dream ends
basically point of that story is that I belong in hell
BẠN ĐANG ĐỌC
Dream Journal
Hài hước"bitch what the fuck?" - my dreams (half of them are of shawn mendes tbh)
