Lauren to Mani: you know, I started school with straight A's
Camila: *walks by*
Lauren: now I'm not even straight.
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Dinah: truth is I only know one completely platonic relationship.
Camila: me and you?
Dinah: don't make me laugh, you wanted to hit this so hard. I was talking about Ally and Lauren.
Camila: .....
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Anyone: I hate you.
Perrie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anyone: I hate Jade.
Perrie: OH HELL NO-
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Normani: sure we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.
Camila: what?
Normani: what?
Dinah: *eating chips in the background* she said she would fuck you if you asked.
Normani and Camila: ......
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Dinah: is that my shirt?
Ally: *wearing a shirt that goes down to her knees* no...
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Leigh: hey guys what's up?
Perrie: the sky.
Jade: A preposition.
Jesy: my blood pressure because of you.
Leigh: ... wow ...
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Dinah: can you drive me and chanch to the mall?
Normani: what did Ally say?
Dinah: ... no
Normani: then why would I do it?
Dinah: because she's not the boss of you.
Normani: *internally* this is a trap, this is a trap, this is so a trap.
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*Ally has joined the group chat*
Lauren: mom!
Camila: mom!
Normani: mommy ;))))
Dinah: troll!!!
*Ally has left the group chat*
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Perrie: and once again, Jade and I saved the day.
Jesy: you didn't do anything, it was Jade.
Perrie: we're a package deal, everyone knows that.
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Dinah: *walks into a meeting an hour late*
Lauren: you're late.
Dinah: Sorry, have we started?
Lauren: no we were waiting for yo-
Dinah: then I'm not late.
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A/n: so that's my first chapter of incorrect quotes!
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
