Camila: Life is hard, but at least mani's boobs are soft.
Ally: I'm putting that on the list of things you are not allowed to say anymore.
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Jesy: Why is your back all scratched up?
[Flashback to Jade chasing a raccoon, right after Jesy told her not to.]
Jade: ...
Jade: I'm having an affair.
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Normani: Aw look at you. So tiny, sweet, and precious.
Lauren: I am nOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS. FEAR ME.
Normani: So cute.
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Perrie: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Jesy: Think you can ask some questions without the usual level of stupidity?
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Ally: Alright, let's just try to find a way to solve this problem, peacefully.
Dinah: GRENADE!
Ally: Dinah, no.
Dinah: LET'S PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT.
Ally: diNAH N O.
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Leigh: Why are you like this?
Jesy: I used too much "no more tears" shampoo as a kid, and I haven't felt a single emotion ever since.
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Brad: You know you love me!
Lauren: I'd sell you to Satan for a corn chip.
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Leigh: Are you and Perrie dating?
Jade: *Holding Perrie's arms around her waist, while she sits in her lap.*
Jade: No, why would you think that?
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Normani: Camila's obviously really sad. Not everyone bottles up their emotions like you do.
Dinah: What? I don't bottle up my emotions!
Ally: *Casually walking by while eating a waffle* Yeah you do.
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Jesy: I've never been in a snowball fight.
Jade: Really? Why?
Jesy: I don't know the rules. Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
Jade:
Jade: No.
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Ally: Wanna go to a museum?
Camila: Why?
Ally: To see the art.
Camila: *Staring at ally* I'm already looking at a masterpiece, though.
Ally: *Cries in gay*
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Leigh: Perrie, what's the gayest thing you've ever done?
Perrie: *Smirking* You.
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Normani: Are you a picky eater? Like would you eat anything out in front of you?
Lauren: I guess I would, why?
Normani: *Smugly* I'm right in front of you.
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*On the phone*
Jade: Hello, yes. I'd like to order 2,400 donuts.
Baker: Okay. What event are you hosting?
Jade: An event called "I'm going to eat 2,400 donuts".
Leigh: *From a distance* Jade N O.
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Ally: Y'all are three hours late, where have you been?
Dinah: Sorry, I was doing things.
Ally: *Turns to Camila* And where have you been?
Camila: I was "things".
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Perrie: I'm a cold hard bitch.
Jade: You cried when you saw my boobs.
Perrie: THEY'RE NICE BOOBS, JADE.
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Normani: So let me get this straight-
Lauren: More like let me run this bi you.
Dinah: Let's just see how this pans out.
Ally: We should ace-ess the situation.
Camila: I'm gay.
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Jesy: *Nervously* Us? Kissing? That's ridiculous.
Leigh: *Laughing nervously* Totally.
Jesy:
Jesy: *Pushes Leigh against the wall*
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Camila: *Staring seductively at Normani* The things I would do to you.
Normani: Oh yeah? Like what?
Camila: Like hold your hand, and kiss you. Maybe even let you meet my fish.
Normani: I'm in love with a dork.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
