Life update

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A few interesting things have happened in the last few days so I'm telling you because...Yeah

1. On Friday morning I was at the bus stop, it's not even seven am yet and I'm with my little brother--and some random guy I've never seen before tells me to SMILE. Had I not been so tired I would have chased him down the street and kicked him in the stomach, cause it is not your job to tell me to F--CKING SMILE THANK YOU

2. Later that day, my Language Arts class was starting to watch Romeo and Juliet in class. As my teacher is setting up, she says "oh ladies, Romeo is looking awful handsome in this movie!" So I'm in the back, rolling my eyes, as she adds "he looks kinda like Zach Efron" and most the girls in the class start swooning

And I'm just here, like

"On the behalf of queers everywhere, tell me about Juliet please"

3. Today, while driving to an event three hours away with my grandparents, we passed (and I'm not kidding) Gay Street. My sister and I started cracking up

4. During the same car ride, (this is a very small car) as we start pulling up to our destination my smol brother yells "HIT EM WITH A DAB" and starts aggressively dabbing at us, hitting my sister and I in the face repeatedly while screeching

5. I'm currently at the after party for said event, and this entire party is literally just out dated pop music being blasted or sung by my step dad on guitar while he dedicates every piece to my mom in a room full of mostly older people--I'm currently hiding under a table

So that's my life

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