Actual joke my brother told me this morning.
Bro: Cedi, Cedi, Cedi!
Me: Yes?
Bro: What do you call a seal in the Pacific ocean with a ball on it's nose?
Me: *still way to tired for this* A seal...in the circus?
Bro: No, no, I'll give you a hint!
Me: *waay to tired for this* Why don't you just give me the answer?
Bro: Wall.
Me: Xa---
Bro: *excited* WALL. *taps his ear knowingly, who the hell knows why*
Me: Walruses don't always live in the Pacific, they aren't circus animals, and they aren't a type of seal.
Bro: No, the answer was 42!
Me: *leaves the room*
Long story short...don't talk to me in the mornings.
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Fangirldom, a randomness book
RandomCurrently a randomness book. I cuss a lot. This is technically a follow up to Welcome Fangirls (the cringe) but it's a lot more chill and random thoughts and mostly shitposts but hopefully we'll both have a good time.
