Writing On The Wall - Text Fic (Camren)

October 29

Lauren: Dear God

Camila: Lauren tastes like pineapples

Ally: ...Why do I come into these group chats?

Dinah: Ally said come!

Dinah: HAHAHAHA

Ally: ....You're so smart and yet so dumb

Lauren: I leave for two seconds and I come back to you telling our friends what I taste like? Camila, jfc! You need a filter! 

Camila: Come

Camila: HAHAHAHA

Normani: I'm.. Going to the mall.. Anyone want to go with me? And I don't mean Mila or DJ.. Neither of you are invited

Dinah: Well fuck you too then! Besides, I have to work, so I wouldn't have been able to go anyways

Lauren: I'll come

Lauren: DON'T

Camila: HAHAHAHA

Dinah: HAHAHAHA

Ally: I'll go with you as well

Camila: What the hell am I supposed to do? 

Normani: Sit and think about what you've done wrong 

Camila: Ugh, whatever.. I have turkey to cook

Dinah: Why the hell are you cooking a turkey?

Lauren: It's one of her practice turkeys...

Ally: Practice turkeys?

Camila: Yup.. I want our Thanksgiving turkey to be perfect, so I bought a few practice turkeys 

Normani: Weird

Camila: Nuh uh and if you're not nice you won't get any of it

Normani: It will probably be black AF on the outside and frozen on the inside.. Why would I want that?

Camila: I'm making two turkeys

Camila: Cooking one from frozen and one that's thawed and I have two recipes for like rubs and marinades to try out.. 

Dinah: And you're doing this unsupervised?

Camila: Yes

Lauren: I'll warn the neighbors before we leave

Normani: We may want to warn the fire department as well

Camila: Why do you all have to be so mean!?

Lauren: Aww, baby I'm just kidding.. I'm sure you're going to make a great turkey

Dinah: ...I'm gonna pack some things into my car that I want to keep.. You know, in case Walz burns the apartment building down

Ally: HAHAHAHA

Ally: Has anyone shown Camila how to use the fire extinguisher?

Camila: Mean.. Lauren I can hear you laughing!

Lauren: That's because I'm standing in the kitchen and..

Lauren: ...Camz?