the truth ( joker fan fiction )

the dinner

"a limousine?" I ask shocked.

my eyes won't look at anything except this big dark green limo, with dark purple windows and wheels.

"A little to much? We can take the van instead if you would rather want that" Joker says picking up his phone and typing down a number.

"No, No! This is... This is great. I just got to get used to it, that's all" I answer.

finally I managed to look at Joker. I gave him a smile as he was smiling at me. then he says; "lets go then"

(is it too much time ships? idrc. TIME SHIP!)

I look up at Joker while he helps me out of the limousine. he takes out a gun from his jacket.

well, he is Joker...

we walk up to this five stars restaurant and he shoots the roof.

"Joker is here!" he yells.

people screams in horror.

"everybody shut up!" Joker yells again.

some of Jokers henchmen walks in and makes people sit down again to continue their eating.

He grabs my hip while walking in, dragging me closer to his body.
it feels nice. almost like he actually cares for me. but I know that is never going to be true.

"Y-you regular ta-table, s-sir?" a waiter speaks up.

so he has been here before.

"no of course not! C-Cant y-you see I am wi-with t-this beautiful young lady?" Joker mocks slapping the boys head hard.

the boy nearly falls to the floor.

"sorr-sorry sir..." the boy whispers looking down, "follow me"

we follow the boy in till we get to a nice little table for two.
I smile. this is going to be interesting.

"is this good enough for my princess?" Joker asks.

He then kisses my cheek.

The waiter looks funny at Joker.
this boy is lucky Joker didn't see that...

"yeah" I smile looking at Joker.

we sit down across from each other.
He looks at me with this big grin plastered on his face.

"what?" I ask smiling.

he then give me a note;
you are doing good, Dollface X

I look up at him.

"you can't talk?" I say smirking at him. "have I taking your breath away?"

I pick up the menu and looks trough it looking for something good.
I am surprisingly hungry.

"maybe..." he says looking directly at me. "we are going to have much fun after this dinner" he talks so loud the others in the restaurant can hear him.

The other people in the restaurant starts looking.

He wants then to. he wants people to know about us.

or "us" to be more correct.

"what do you want? I think I'm going for the big hamburger thingy" I say ignoring his outburst.

"I think I am going for you" he says.

he looks flirty at me. I look weirdly back.

"what? are you a cannibal to now?" I ask ironically.

His face turns form a smile to a slightly irritated expression.

fuck.. me and my stupid head...
goodbye world! it was nice knowing you.

"ill take the big hamburger too.." he says leaning back.

oh, thank god.. He really is in for this... good to know.

I can see people talking.

I read a woman's mouth; "has Joker finally found a girl who can control him? has he found peace? Love? Cant be"

I look down.

"what?" Joker asks.

"nothing.." I mumble.

what will he do to me if he founds out people think he has a week spot?

"I can see it is something. Don't lie to me, Jamie"

After he said my name I can hear the name being said by about every single person in this room.

now they know my name.

"can we talk about this after the dinner?" I say pretending it is something else then what is actually is.

he looks at me for awhile before speaking up; "where the hell are those burgers!?"

"five more minutes, sir" a older waiter says.

"im dying of hunger!" he says childish.

he picks up his knife and plays with it between his fingers.

"im bored..." he mumbles.

"calm down, Joker. the dinner is soon here" I say taking a sip from my water.

I am sitting in a five stars restaurant... and I am having hamburger?
oh, god I am stupid...

I didn't think about that 15 minutes ago..

"yeah, yeah.. I guess you are right" Joker answers.

"the dinner is served!"

finally our hamburgers are in front of us.
I bite my lip.

bloody hell this smells so good!

Joker is already eating away on his burger. I pick my burger up and tajes a big bite.
I nearly let out a moan.
This is the best fucking hamburger I have ever eaten!

"great choice, baby.." Joker says mouth full off food.

I nod as a answer taking another bite.

my mouth is having an orgasm. if that is even possible...

after we finish the delicious burgers we just sit at the table drinking wine.

"so.. what do you say about that kiss now?" Joker says smiling like a mad man.

he is a mad man. no, he is The mad man. The Joker.

"I'll think about it" I teas.

"she ain't that easy it looks like, Joker" a voice among the other people says loudly.

Wait a minute! I look easy? who said that!?

the voice is deep...
oh, no..

Joker looks around. "batman?"

Batman suddenly comes out from a shadow. "batman" Batman's says confirming Jokers question.

Joker lets out a loud growl getting up from his cheer.
"look, Batsy.. I love to play with you but right now I am on a date. can we take this tomorrow instead?" Joker takes a step closer to Batman.

Batman looks at me.
"Is this the guy you where looking for last night?" he asks me.

"yes"

"You know he is a cold blooded murderer? he is not a boyfriend you would want to have" Batmans says still looking at me.

"eh, hello?! im standing right here! I can actually hear you, Batsy Bat Bat" Joker laughs the last part.

I get up from my cheer.

"we should go now.." I say trying to drag Joker with me.

Batman suddenly takes my arm dragging me away from Joker and hits the green hairet man right in the jaw.