henry danger fanfiction

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  Next day at the man cave.
Henry: argh where is she? We said we would meet up here at junk n stuff at 10 in the morning but she's no where to be seen and it's like 1 in the afternoon already!
Jasper: have you tried calling her!
Henry: I've been calling her all day and I've sent her like a 100 text messages and she hasn't replied to any one of them! Aaargh! She better not be at that spa again!
(Just then ray and Schwoz enter the man cave)
Ray: hey we're back from the fishing trip...JASPER! Shouldn't you be up at junk n stuff working?
Henry: Ray be nice!
Jasper: I'm on my lunch break!
Ray: well lunch break over! Get back up stairs
Henry: Ray!
Jasper: nah it's okay Henry, I had to go anyway.
Jasper leaves.
Henry: why can't you be nice to jasper?
Ray: I'll try kid oh did you sort out your problem
Henry: NO! Cause Charlotte hasn't shown up!
Ray: have you tried calling her?
Henry: YES!!! yes sorry I've been calling her since morning but she hasn't answered
Ray: have you tried text.....
Henry: YES I'VE TRIED TEXTING HER!!!
Ray: sheesh calm down kid! Looks like piper is rubbing off on you
Henry: I'm sorry it's just that I'm getting a little ticked off because Charlotte was the one who couldn't stop pestering me about clearing this whole mess up but right when we actually have to sort it out she bells out on me! It's getting really annoying!
Ray: have you tried calling her mom?
Henry: yeah! Her Mom said she left ages ago I shouldn't worry, because Charlotte is probably just hanging out with kid Danger and has lost track of time and that I should take heart! Then she laughed really loudly and cut the call.
Ray: what? Why?
Henry: she made a pun on my last name, hart and it made her laugh.
Ray: no I get that, I don't understand why she told you to take heart?
Henry: ooh she thinks I'm heart broken because Charlotte's dating kid Danger, she's always wanted us to be together
Ray: are you?
Henry: what? No!......I don't......I'm kid Danger why would I?.......... Gaaa......You know what we're getting off track here! Let's just stick to finding char Okay?
Ray: Ookay Kid calm down
Henry: Okay!
Schwoz: maybe something happened to Charlotte!
Henry and ray: SCHWOZ!!!
Schwoz: nooo think about it, it was announced on the news that kid Danger has a girlfriend, someone he cares about, I mean i'm no villain but if I was, I'd definitely kidnap her so as to mess with the superhero!
Ray: ooh my Gosh!
Henry: aaaw man it makes so much sense ray!
Schwoz: of course it does I'm a scientific genius!
Henry: This is not the time Schwoz!!!!
Ray: yeah! But he does have a good point Henry! Remember last time dr minyak kidnapped her and we didn't even noticed!
Henry: oooh yeah! Aaah man I hope she's okay! What are we going to do now?
Ray: the only thing we can do! Locate every single criminal in swellview and find out if they have charlotte or not!
Henry: dude every single criminal in swell view? won't that take like all day?
Ray: Hey! Do you wanna find your girlfriend or not?
Henry: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
ray: Sure she's not!
Henry: can we just go please?
Ray: okay let's go

(All day later at the man cave)
Henry and Ray enter through the tubes and find Schwoz and jasper eating pizza.
Jasper: did you find her?
Ray: does it look like we've found her?
Henry: ray come on
Ray: fine I'm sorry jasper no we haven't found her
Schwoz: did you check on every criminal in swellview?
Ray: yeah we did! Drill finger is in Florida on vacation
Jasper: ooh what about invisible Brad?
Ray: we couldn't find him
Henry: yeah, the Toddler's in jail and dr minyak and his assistant were at Betty's Beauty Spa getting massages and beauty treatments
Ray: yeah! He said they wanted to look their best when they try to take over swellview next time
Schwoz: and van del?
Henry: oh he entered the annual swellview art competition
Ray: and most of little minions are in the swellview juvenile correction facility except for that Veronika girl Henry dated, she was at the art competition with van del. it got pretty awkward.
Ray chuckles.
Henry sighs.
Henry: okay ray we don't have to tell them every......
Ray: Haa! She called him a Herbert and slapped him in the face it was hilarious!
Henry: Alright!
Schwoz: what about the Time Jerker?
Ray: oh he was at a clock convention
Jasper: what about Jeff?
Ray: don't be a Herbert jasper!
Henry: I think you're using that wrong
Ray: whatever! Jeff's way too stupid to......
(The phone rings)
Ray: oooh is there a crime happening? It's been quite a slow day! Who's calling
Henry: Maybe it's Charlotte or whoever it is that has her!
Jasper: who is it Schwoz?
Schwoz: ooh it's Jeff
Ray: ARGH!!! End the call!
Henry: come on Ray, he might have Charlotte
Ray: Fine! Put him on
Jeff: hello?
Ray sighs angrily.
Ray: yes Jeff what do you want?
Jeff: yeah I'd like to order a bucket of fried chicken and some french fries......
Everyone: ARGH!!! Seriously?
Ray: hey stupid! this is not a fast food restaurant you called captain man and kid danger!
There's silence on the other side.
Jeff: you know what, on second thought, I think I'll have a cheese burger instead and.......
Ray: argh
Ray cuts the line.
Ray: soooo stupid!
Henry: Ray! We should have asked him if he has Charlotte
Ray: oooh trust me, he doesn't have her. You guys let's just call it a day and look for Charlotte tomorrow.
Henry: yeah ooh wait!
The guys: what?
Henry: what will I tell Charlotte's mom when she calls to find out why her daughter hasn't shown up?
Ray: oh.....ah
Jasper: Oooh just tell her she's spending the night at your place.
Henry: right good idea! Let me call her!
The phones again
Everyone: argh!
Ray: is it Jeff again? Cut the call Schwoz
Schwoz: it's not Jeff! But however it is, is asking for a video call
Henry and jasper: ooooh maybe it's Charlotte! Accept! Accept!
Schwoz: okay, okay geez calm down!
Ray: wait Schwoz, we're not in uniform!
Schwoz: don't worry, Charlotte taught me how to switch on the caller's camera only.
Schwoz accepts the video call.
Drex: Hello Kid Danger!
Everybody gasps.
Henry: d..d...drex?
Drex: hi
Henry: what do you want?
Drex: oh I justed to show you my brand new toy.
Drex turns his camera to reveal a tied up Charlotte with tape over her mouth.
Everyone: no.
Henry: Charlotte!!!
Drex laughs.
Henry: no no no, how is this possible! You're frozen! We beat you! You're in jail!!!
Drex: it wore off and I escaped just in time, to find out that you have a girlfriend! Such a pretty young thing too!
Henry: IF YOU HURT HER....
Drex: oh that's entirely up to you Kid Danger
Ray: what do you want drex?
Drex: Revenge, pay back for the humiliation you caused me Kid Danger!
Henry: HOW DO YOU WANT TO SETTLE THIS?
Drex: I want you to come alone at the abandoned warehouse and face me! That's if you're man enough! Oh and if you think about calling the cops or bringing your buddy captain man, your girlfriend gets it!
(Drex cuts the call)