henry danger fanfiction

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The next morning during breakfast at Henry's house.
T.V: WE INTERRUPT CELEBRITIES IN A ELEVATOR TALKING ABOUT BREAKFAST TO GIVE YOU THIS BREAKING NEWS! Kid Danger has a girlfriend!
Henry and piper spit out their orange juice at their dad.
Mr hart : EWW! Aargh This is my favorite shirt!
Piper: WHAT?
Reporter: yes you heard us right kid Danger has a girlfriend!
Piper: noooooo!
Reporter: Yesss!
Piper: Nooo!
Reporter: Yesss! Our very own, Evelyn Hall caught kid danger walking his girlfriend home last night whilst carrying her books.
PIper: I'LL KILL HER!!! WHO IS SHE?
Henry: oooh come on piper I'm pretty sure they don't know her...
Reporter: her name is Charlotte Bolton and she goes to swellview high.
Piper: WHAAaaaaat?
Henry: aaah geez
Reporter: Yess her name is Charlotte Bolton!
Piper: CHARLOTTE?!
Just then Charlotte walks in through the front door.
Charlotte: hey guys how's the morning goin.....AAAAAAH
Charlotte ducks as piper throws her cereal bow at her.
Everyone: PIPER!!!!
Charlotte: YOU ALMOST SMASHED MY HEAD WITH THAT THING!!!!
Mom: piper why did you do that?
PIPER: CAUSE CHARLOTTE STOLE MY MAN!!!!
Henry: aaaaah geez!
Piper advances towards Charlotte but her dad stops her right before she can hit her.
PIPER: DAD LET GO!!! I need to teach her what happens when you mess with my man!!!
Dad: you're too young to have a man piper!!!
Piper: Let go!!!
Dad: No!!! And why are you so strong?
Piper: Dad!
Henry: oookay Charlotte lets get out of here!
Piper: yeah that's right you better run!!!!
Charlotte gives Henry the look when they're outside
Henry: oh come on how was I suppose to know that it would blow up this much?
Charlotte: UM BECAUSE I told you sooo!!!
Henry: okay okay calm down!
Charlotte: WHAT?
Henry: er......er I mean don't calm down I fix this okay!
Charlotte: yeah how?
"After school I will call the news guys and clear everything up okay?OOKAy?"
Charlotte: fine but immediately after school!
Henry: yeah don't worry about it! Come on let's get going or else we'll be late for school
Charlotte: whoaa wait a minute!
Henry : argh what now?
Charlotte: how am I suppose to go to school now?
What do you mean?
Charlotte: dude people probably saw the news today and now they think I'm kid danger's girl friend!
Henry: pssst Charlotte come on! You think a bunch of teenagers watched the news?
Charlotte: well maybe they.....
Henry: maybe they nothing I'm sure nobody's at school knows about it!

(At school)
Reporters from all the networks in swell view and other areas are camped on the school front lawn.
Reporters: THERE SHE IS! THERE SHE IS! Charlotte! Charlotte! Where's kid Danger right now? Why didn't he walk you to school? How did you guys meet? Does captain man approve of your love?
Charlotte and Henry run into the school as fast as they can. They are met with screaming girls and boys each of them wearing shirts written Mrs Danger on it, trying to grab a piece of Charlotte.
Henry: HEY! HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!!! AND WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHIRTS?
Mitch bilsky: HEY EVERYBODY HART'S TRYING TO STEAL CHARLOTTE FROM KID DANGER!
Everybody: booooo
Henry: what? no don't boo me!
Mitch bilksy: Boo him louder!!!
Everybody: BOOOOOOO!
Henry: Ah......but.......Miss Shapen you too?
Miss Shapen: Yeah Girlfriend stealer Booooooo!
Henry: OKAY I'M LEAVING NOW!
Charlotte: HENRY ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE?
Henry: yep see you after school!
(Henry runs off)
Charlotte: but.....you.......argh!

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  At Junk n Stuff
Henry enters through the door.
Jasper: Henry!!!! Why didn't you tell me that you and Charlotte got back together?
Henry: cause we haven't.........we didn't.........we were never.....argh.......All of this is just an big misunderstanding!
Jasper: uh aaw you mean I bought this 'I ship mr and Mrs danger' shirt for nothing
Henry: yeah you......where did you get that shirt? Where is everyone getting these shirts from? All this happened like 5 minutes ago!!!!
Jasper: ooh Mitch is selling them! He's got one in every color and size! Check it I even bought one for my favorite bucket!
Jasper lifts up a bucket covered in a shirt that has charlotte and kid Danger's face on it.
Henry stares at the bucket whilst gaping.
Henry: what time did mitch.....No you know what, I don't have time for this I'm going to the man cave!
Jasper sighs.
Henry: what?
Jasper: nothing, just a little disappointed, will you and Charlotte ever get back together? Cause I really think....,
Henry: ER I'M GOING TO THE MAN CAVE NOW!!!
Henry runs off before jasper can finish his sentence and makes things awkward.
Henry: phew 😅 that was close! And weird!
Henry pushes the button to the elevator, screams his way to the bottom and opens the elevator doors.
Henry: at least I can count on things being normal here!
Ray: SURPRISE!!!!
Ray blasts his confetti canon at Henry who screams and drops to the floor, he coughs out some pieces of confetti and rubs his eyes to see, the entire man cave is decorated with balloons, there's a fiñata in the middle of the room, a cake with Henry and Charlotte's face on it and a huge banner saying , 'Congratulations Chenry!" on it.
Dazed, Henry stands here gaping.
Ray: aaw Henry why didn't you tell me that you and Charlotte are finally dating?
Henry: ray we're not......finally?
Ray: you know I've always thought you two make a cute couple!
Henry: aaah geez ray we're......
Ray: I mean I think I speak for everyone when I say we've all been wondering how long you were going to wait before asking her out you know! She's a great girl, you're really lucky!
Henry: wow okay ray me and Charlotte are.........
Ray: adorable together I know! Though I do have strict rules about dating in the work place but for you two little scamps I'll scratch it off
Henry: RAY, CHARLOTTE and I ARE NOT DATING!
Ray: what? What do you mean you're not dating?.......Oh psst I see what's going here!
Henry: you do?
Ray: yeah you two want to keep it a secret, keep it low key I get it!
(Ray winks at Henry)
Henry: No! Ray me and Charlotte are not dating like really we're not dating!
Ray: Suuure! I get it!
(Ray winks again)
Henry: would ya stop winking at me I actually mean it! This whole thing is a misunderstanding! I was walking home with Charlotte last night and I didn't change into my regular clothes and some reporters followed us and caught us by surprise!
Ray: aaaaw so there's really no chenry?
Henry: what? No!
Ray: well this is pretty awkward
Henry: yep!
(Just then schwoz enters the room)
Schwoz: hey Henry! Congratulations, you and Charlotte make a cute coople!!!!
Ray: er....Schwoz no they're...
Schwoz: ooooh look what I've bought!
Schwoz reaps out the shirt he was wearing to reveal a Mrs Danger shirt.
Henry: aaah geez
Ray: where did you get that shirt?
Henry: let me guess from some big kid called Mitch Bilksky!
Schwoz: how did you know?
Henry: lucky guess! Argh I really hate that guy!!!
Ray: does he have a medium size?
Henry: RAY!!!
Ray: kidding!.....I'm kidding!
Henry turns to face the other way while ray mouths 'we'll talk later' to Schwoz, who winks at him in agreement.
Ray: so how are you going to solve this problem?
Henry: simple! I'll call the news guys and sort out this whole mess! I'm just waiting for Charlotte to get here.
Ray: well it's 4 o'clock already she's late
Henry: let me call her!
'Yo char, where are you?', we're suppose to do that conference thing remember?'
Charlotte: yeah I'm at Betty's beauty spa
Henry: WHAT?
Charlotte: I said I'm at Betty's beauty sp.........
Henry: I heard you! Dude you're the one who kept insisting that we do this today! You sent me like a billion texts telling me not to forget and then when the time finally comes, you go to Betty's beauty Spar? That's so irre.....
Charlotte: HEY!!!! I've had the worst day today! Do you want to know what happened?
Henry: oh come on, I'm sure being kid danger's girlfriend can't be that bad!
Charlotte: IT IS!!!! First I couldn't get to any of my classes because of all the reporters! Then Mitch forced me to sign those stupid Mrs Danger shirts of his!
Henry: well that didn't sound so Ba.....
Charlotte: I wasn't done!!!! Then Piper and her friend Marla and all the girls who hate me for, and I quote, 'Stealing their man, Kid Danger from them' chased me for five whole blocks whilst throwing water balloons at me!'
Henry chuckles.
Henry: oooh sorry char, Man I didn't realize how crazy girls are for me! ......ah....er I mean kid Danger! Hehe
Charlotte: Seriously?
Henry: sorry...sorry I'm sorry you had a rough day because of me!
Charlotte: you better be! Any way i was about to head over to junk n stuff when I got a call from Betty's beauty spa for a free massage.
Henry: why did they offer you a free massage?
Charlotte: for being kid Danger girlfriend I suppose!
Henry: Ha! so they are benefits of dating me....uh....ah I mean kid Danger!
Charlotte: yeah apparently! Who knew?
Henry: ha ha so what's the plan?
Charlotte: we can sort this out tomorrow, I'm too exhausted today. Ooh how are things at junk n stuff?
Henry turns around to look at ray, jasper and Schwoz giggling, eating chenry cake and all of them wearing Mrs Danger shirts. Jasper gave ray his bucket shirt.
Henry: aah.....things here are......
The guys suddenly laugh really loudly.
Henry: guys shh I'm on the phone with Charlotte
Everybody: ooooh
Henry: shut up!
Jasper: aaaaw he's blushing.
The guys all giggle.
Charlotte: is that giggling I hear? What's happening?
Henry: you don't want to know, I'll see you tomorrow yeah?
Charlotte: yeah bye.
Henry: bye char
The Guys: Bye Char! Bye Baby! Bye Bae!
They begin to make kissy sounds, Henry turns to leave.
Ray: oooh come on kid we're just goofing around, come and have some cake with us!
Henry turns and sits with them. There's an awkward silence.
Schwoz: so how did you ask her out ?
Henry: and I'm out!!!
The guys: ooh come on!!!!
Henry leaves.