It wuz just anutha memeful day and you and yo husbando danny were at home eating honey Buddha chips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) while danny boi edits on da computer.
He was having a wee bit o' trouble because u waz hearin lotta grunting and moanin so you tip toe over to him to see if u could help the poor toll boio edit bettah
But u waz seein him jackin off to sum fukin weeaboo shat (dont kill me i love anime lol)
"Oh shit fam whudup" u say to him
"Oh boy y/n you seeing this" he replied pointing to a picture of 707 jerkin his sherkin to sum binary code
"Ya dawg lemme in on that"
U straddle danny and start to grind on him through yo skirt and he moans so loud that phil walks in the room wit a pair o scissors.
"Man i wish i had me a gurlfren like yo's danno can i borrow yo shawty fo a few minutes i give her back" said Philadelphia
"Fuck no man u haz ur bamboo sticks and house leaves to go shank wit dis my boo" and den dan use his super human power to slam da door in pharmacy's face
"Mmm howell daddy more"
"Anyfin u wan bby gurl i give it too yu"
"Fick me backwards"
"Wot"
"Nuthing"
Then physical therapy lit a match because he wuz upset dat boi reject him from gettin wit the woooman he loves and lit dannys room on fire and you both burn to sizzles and philly goes to jail and
The end :)))))))))))))))))>>>>_£{'fodbwhahH$:&@€*]*{
IM SORRY I HAD TO THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS AND I JUST REREAD IT AND ADDED MORE LMAOOOOOOO ❤️❤️ SEE YALL SOON
YOU ARE READING
Dan howell imagines
RandomCute Dan imagines! Excuse my spelling (probably in some lol) fluff, mini stories, and steamy scenarios ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (lenny always sneaks in there)
