Inevitable Love (The other half of me)
Chapter 6
It has been fifteen minutes and all I could say was total destruction.
I give credit to Jonathan for the mess in the guest rooms. The mess in the game room is in credit to David and Mickey. The damage in the living room is all Patch's fault. And Arno has burnt almost all the edible food available in the fridge, cabinets, and Caleb's stash of 'yum-yum's' (Translation: Junk food). I know, how do you burn Junk food? But hey anything's possible for Arno.
Right now I'm in the kitchen watching Arno attempt to cook, and let me tell you my friend this guy can't cook for... well you know. He can't cook for his life. Yeah, that's better.
"So you put this," He took the jar of peanut butter. "Into this thingy," The blender. "Then you add the..." He looked at the label of the small container in his hand. "Powdered Sugar? Hmm..." He then took some melted chocolate and drizzled it into the blender. He then took a wooden spoon and mixed it. "Now for the grand finally." Arno said in a announcer voice.
None of the boys had a English accent because.... well I don't know they just didn't. I don't even think they're English. They're American aren't they? Well I don't know I should ask shouldn't I? But then again I should know since they are my best friends. Well they were my best friends. Are they still my best friends? Hmm... I'm giving myself a headache so I'm just going to stop now... Okay done!
Arno went to the refrigerator and took out the gallon of milk. He poured almost the whole jug of milk into the blender. He looked at me. "Are you ready?" He asked me in a mysterious voice.
I looked at him like he was crazy. "All I have to say is that your cleaning this up." At that Arno nodded then switched on the blender. The contents of the blender mushed and mixed. Mixed and mushed. It looked like blended Poop. Sorry, I know that's nasty to imagine, but that's how it looked like.
The blender was still mixing and mushing the nasty brownish grey mush when suddenly...
It exploded.
Every content that was once in the blender flew up in the air and splattered on every surface near it. Including us. That dumb butt forgot to put the top on the blender.
"Arno!" I shrieked.
"Don't worry Axa I'll save you!" He declared in a Supermanish voice. Arno threw me over his shoulder and carried me upstairs to the game room. On the way we passed Patch who was skateboarding on carpet. Jonathan who was fixing his closet. Caleb and Georgie who were listening to music in his room.
As we entered the game room all the noise that had once filled the atmosphere was silent. Arno placed me on the ground. He grabbed hold of my shoulders and shook me. "Are you okay?" He asked dramatically.
"No, I think I'm going to die." I said sarcastically.
"OH NO! CPR!" He declared.
Oh. My. God. NO!
He laid me on the ground, put his hands on either sides of my face. He was coming closer. Closer, and closer, and closer. I closed my eyes trying to make this experience less worse then it is. I could feel his breath on my face, when...
"What the hell are you doing," Patch's voice interrupted. Oh. My. God. I have a new best friend. I looked at Patch. He winked at me.
"She was dieing." Arno explained.
"Yeah, whatever. Now that that's done. I'm hungry." He whined.
"Well he ruined all possible edible food, so we have to go to the grocery store."
"Yes!" All the boys said in unison.
Uh Oh.
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