HOO/PJO Truth or Dare

#2

Okay! I got some ideas....Muwhahahhahhaha. Well, 3 reads isn't that much, but hopfully the book gets bigger!!!

Leo: Please don't do anything bad to me!!!

Me: I won't, Leo.

Leo: Thank the gods!

Jason: This still doesn't sound good.

Me: Just keep thinking that, Jason. It's funny.

Piper: It may be funny, but it...

Me: Hurt you? Humiliates you? Annoys you?

Piper: *Sighs * Just start the thing.

Jason: *Gasp * I thought you were with us. DON'T START IT!

Me: Hmmm.....to bad.

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Scene one:

Percy Helpless Jackson: ANNABETH! WHERE'S ANNABETH!

Jason Grace: I bet she is safe.

Percy Helpless Jackson: You did this, Jason. YOU!

Jason Grace: Just calm down and go get Nico.

(Percy Helpless Jackson starts to leave. He stops. He turns around.)

Percy Helpless Jackson: Please change my name.

fat-cat_skinny-kitty: No. I may be writing, but that wasn't my idea.

Percy Heartless Jackson: Who did?

Fat-cat_skinny-kitty: I can't say. Check you're name now.

Percy Heartless Jackson: Oh, man!

(Percy Heartless Jackson stomps out of the cabin. He goes to Nico.)

Percy Heartless Jackson: Where's my girlfriend, death breath?

Nico di Angelo: I don't know. Mrs O' Leary made the decision, not me. What? Am I a dog whisperer?

Percy Heartless Jackson: Greeeeaattt....I'm coming Annabeth!!!

Nico di Angelo: Um...Percy?

Percy Heartless Jackson: What?

Nico di Angelo: What's with you're name?

(Percy just stomps away, leaving a very confused Nico di Angelo behind.)(Jason Grace walks up to Nico.)

Jason Grace: Truth or dare? Want to play?

(Nico just gets up and follows Jason.)(They get to cabin 3)

Piper McLean: Leo, truth or dare?

Leo Valdez: Dare!

(Piper grins evilly)

Piper McLean: I ddare you to strip down to you're boxers, light them on fire along with you're hair, and run around camp saying: “Faggots! I'm awesome!” I bunch of times.

(Leo looks at the daughter of Aphrodite in disbelief.)

Leo Valdez: You suck.

(Leo stands up and strips to his boxers. Everyone laughs. Leo is wearing 'fire boy' boxers. Leo lights his hair and boxers on fire, runs outside and around camp screaming: Faggots! I'm awesome!!! Everyone laughs. Conner Stoll records the whole thing.)

Scene two:

Hazel: Frank? Is that Annabeth?

(Frank looks over his shoulder and sees Annabeth walking around.)

Frank Zhang: Yeah. What's she doing here?

Hazel: Don't ask me. I just want to see if my beloved brother is with her.

(Hazel starts up to Annabeth. Frank shruggeds and follows.)

Hazel: Um...Annabeth? What are you doing here?

Annabeth Chase: You're scum of a brother made his dog shadow travel me here!!! And into Reyna's bath tub!!!

(Everyone looks at Annabeth)

Annabeth Chase: Problem?!

(Everyone walks along, whistling)

Clueless Frank: Whats happening?

Frank Zhang: What the heck?

Clueless Frank: Whats going on?

Frank Zhang: Who's that?

Fat-cat_skinny-kitty: That's you. You're clueless clone. A.K.A: you.

(Clueless frank disappears)

Frank Clueless Zhang: Um...what just happened?

Annabeth Chase: For once in my life, I'm confused.

Hazel: Yup. Anyway, so...my brother must have a reason for him to do that. What did you do?

Annabeth Chase: Truth or dare. I had to paint colourful unicorns on his cabin.

(Hazel makes a disgusted face.)(Frank was about to talk, but Hazel and Annabeth stop him.)

Hazel: Can we play?

Annabeth Chase: Sure. Reyna will let you go. I know her secret.

(Hazel turns confused.) (Annabeth rolls her eyes.)

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Scene three:

Athena: Ha! Percy Heartless Jackson. That makes more of a ring.

Poseidon: You did that?!

Athena: I'm a wisdom goddess. I got fat-cat_skinny-kitty to do it. And it's true.

Zeus: That's cold.

(Athena looks flatly at Zeus.)

Zeus: I mean, um, that's wonderful.

Poseidon: My reputation is ruined.

A/N: Well! There you go! I am was very tired while writing this, so, sorry if it sucks. But please do comment, vote, and follow! I would love that! If you have ANY ideas, tell me in the comments, or private message me!! Thanks!

Jason: No! Don't give her ideas! That would be bad!

Me: He's kidding. Aren't you Jason? (I send death glare)

Jason: I mean, um, PLEASE GIVE HER IDEAS! AND...AND...COMMENT, VOTE, AND FOLLOW!

Me: Yes. Do that.

Leo: And you said you wouldn't do any bad!

Me: That wasn't bad. That was funny.

Leo: You suck.

Thanks again!