Robin's Past

Wizardbats

Summary: The Batfam discuss the Hogwarts house. More characters then you think.

Third Person

Everyone was sitting in the viewing room watching the last of the Harry Potter movies. Just as the credits started to roll Tim the brainiac of the family asked an interesting question, "If we were to go to Hogwarts what house do you think we would be in?"

They sat in silence for a few minutes until Jason shouted and pointed at Dick," You'd be in Slytherin." Everyone just sat in silence until they thought about it. Dick was very clever. He uses anything he can to his advantage. Slowly they all started to shake their heads and put in they say.

"I so totally agree with Jay-Jay," Steph said while Cass shook her head yes in agreement. "I do see how it's possible. In fact you are very smart, but I don't think it's Ravenclaw worthy. Very loyal, but that depends on the side that your on, we all know that if you had to you would cross that line of good and evil, but your motives sometimes change, so not Hufflepuff. Then their is Gryffindor, but your just not as brave as some would say. " Tim said while looking at Dick. Dick gave him a pouting face while Tim pointed his finger at him and told him, "Now don't give me that look. We all know it's true."

"But why am I in the evil house," Dick asked. "Wing the house is not evil. Dark wizards can come from any house just like Peter Pettigrew with Gryffindor, and it's the same for good witches and wizards as well, Merlin and Slytherins for an example," Tim told him as to not upset the grown man.

"Fine since we figured out my house who's next," Dick asked.

"Jason's in Gryffindor," Tim said. No one made one complaint at that. Everyone could see it, even Jason. He was probably the bravest of them all. He actually had the guts to kill the bad guys and of course their all brave for going out every night and fighting crime, it's just that they could see it so clearly in Jason. he took his courage and used it to help get himself back on his feet after his mind had a brake down form the lazerous pit.

"-tt- what no complaints Todd." Damien asked him.

"Nope, I'm pretty happy with my house," Jason responded as he laid back further in the couch.

"Oh- oh I wanna go next," Stephanie said raising her hand, "and then we can do Cass." She told them.

"Well I think that you would be in Gryffindor with Jaybird, while Cass is in Slytherin with me," Dick told her, a big goofy smile on his face.

This made Steph bounce up and down and clap her hands with excitement.

Cass nodded her head and looked at Dick, "I agree," she said. leaving no room for debating.

"I guess replacement is next," Jason said while nodding towards Tim.

"For the last time Jason I am not a replacement," Tim said angrily.

"Whatever you say," . . . "Replacement."

Tim and Jason started yelling at each other until Dick got them to calm them down.

"Plus I don't know why we have to even discuss this, I'm a Ravenclaw," Tim said.

"That's no fun. Why couldn't we guess it," Dick said sadly.

"Dick calm down and no tears. I knew I was a Ravenclaw for a long time I even have a bunch of merch in my bedroom," Tim said making a lot of people curios.

"How do you already have your house stuff," Dick asked.

"In case you guys forget. I'm a nerd. I already read the books long before we sat down and watched all eight of the movies.," Tim told them with an are you dumb look on his face.

"Up next is the Demon Spawn," Tim said.

"-tt-"

"Dami!," Dick yelled while giving him a hug.

"Watch your tongue Drake," Damien said.

"The shorty's in Hufflepuff," Jason said, no hesitation on his face.

"I am not in some week house," Damien told them.

"No Jason's right. Your very loyal, and Hufflepuff isn't week. They had Cedric Diggory in their house and he fought in the triwaizard tournament," Tim informed him.

"-tt- he is week. If he was not week he would not of died at the end," Damien said while Dick gave him another hug, "aww Dami you did watch the movie."

"-tt- get off of me Grayson, you immature adult," Damien said while whispering the last part.

"Yep a true Hufflepuff," Steph said with a smile on her face.

"That only leaves two people, Bruce and Alfred," Tim told them.

"Alfred is in Slytherin and Bruce is in Gryffindor, end of story," Jason told them while walking out the door towards the kitchen wanting to get some food. Everyone else just shrugged and followed him.

Now time for those pesky Notes I promised.

What did you guys think of the houses, do you guys agree or disagree. I'm personally a Slytherin.

 how did you guys like Steph and Cass. I tried to make Steph girly, while Cass like hide behind her and be her shadow. That's how I imagine she is when she's not doing her nighttime activities, it's just my HC for them. Don't expect them every one-shot, just expect them to be in here a little more, unless you guys just want me to stick to the boys. Don't expect any new characters, like Duke, until I learn more about him.

For those who wanted BPD Secrets, I' working on getting the next one ready, i'm just trying to find out how I want it to go. I will tell you that we are going to find some shocking secrets.