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Tiny Sprout, Coleslaw, and Big D

Coleslaw
I thought you and Tom weren't dating?

Tiny Sprout
We're not! We were just laugh and got a little to close.

Big D
"Too close" is that what the big kids are calling it now?

Tiny Sprout
Calm down folks
You aren't THAT much older

Coleslaw
Tell my boy Tom to
keep his hands to himself
Or I'll stab him in his sleep

Tiny Sprout
Cole you can't stab Tom
after you just declared him "your boy"

Coleslaw
Watch me

Tiny Sprout
No Cole
Or I tell Dylan what
really happened to his
stuffed elephant

Big D
Mr. Snuffles?
C

ole said I forgot him at a
rest stop in Indiana
Y/N WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. SNUFFLES

Coleslaw
Nothing she's just kidding around

Big D
She better be....

Tiny Sprout
K weirdos I'm gonna go...
You guys should really think about
your masculinity

Coleslaw
*chopping wood shirtless in the woods*
What about it?

Tiny Sprout
Are you guys sure we're related?
Perhaps adopted?

Big D
We did try to drop Cole
off at a fire station but he just
kept coming back

Coleslaw
First of all I was 16
Second of all WHY

Tiny Sprout
*slowly backing away*

Big D
Hey wait...
Tell Tom don't do anything to you
he wouldn't do to me

Tiny Sprout
Oh yeah cause I definitely
wanna scar him

Coleslaw
Or I never let you out of my sight

Big D
He means that too and
you know it

Tiny Sprout
Weirdos

Coleslaw
DON'T BE SILLY COVER YOUR WILLY

Big D
WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT

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