Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Wednesday, March 22

Dear Diary:

Today is March

March 22

M a r c h 2 2

Triggering, but life must go on

So, I haven't been writing anything lately...

Because I got dared to eat snow.... And I'm sick as fuck (fucking Sealand >:v)

Literally coughing my lungs out

So... I'm in my bed, all warm........ crying-

But guess what-

Hong Kong and Liechtenstein are very good people and stayed with me all fucking day

We watched movies and played the "Who The Fuck Is Breathing Game" which is a game I just made up where we all close our eyes and breathe out loud and then we have to guess who the fuck is breathing

........ You can tell my mind is not working correctly

Then, Hong Kong and I ruined Liechtenstein's innocence by introducing her to the world of memes

Liechtenstein really liked memes. She'll be a good memer in the future, I tell you that

And everything was great until Finland burst in with a plate of very hot soup and spilled it all over me and I screamed and Hong Kong slipped on the soup and Liechtenstein got soup in her eyes and screamed really loudly and Finland razzle dazzled out the door without saying sorry

We were all very triggered

And.... Yep...

So much for sightseeing

Worst part is that they were actually gonna go without me but Norway actually felt bad and canceled it

Somebody actually felt sorry for me what the fuck

-Iceland

For those who get suspicious when a new character is suddenly used more in a book-

Calm the fuck down
Liechtenstein is gonna evolve as a character just like the rest

She won't be a cockblocker or anything btw oml (or a third wheel)

Also-
Hey
Get your black clothes on cuz it's March 22 and I'm not okay (I promise)