TØP Texts

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Gerard: this should be interesting

Patrick: oh hey Gerard, I forgot you were even in this chat

Gerard: fvck you and your fvking fedora

Melanie read the last few texts in the chat, chuckling to herself at Gee's text. She walked through the peach colored hallway of the apartment building until finding the elevator.

Melanie: I'm heading to the kingdom of Joshler right now, just gotta get in my horse carriage and ride all the way there.

Pete: you make it sound so difficult

Melanie: it is when it isn't your vehicle

Brendon: ...did you steal just a car?

Pete: or did you steal a horse carriage? I'm confuzzled.

Melanie: what no! Ashley drives a stick shift and she's letting me borrow it while mine's getting fixed. You really think I would steal a car?

Brendon: yes

Ryan: probably

Patrick: I think you would

Gerard: ^

Melanie: F U all

It was about five minutes until she reached the apartment building, getting out of her car and strutting into the lobby, finding the elevator quickly.

She knew exactly which room they were in, room 322.

She stopped by the door, raising her fist to knock, but then hearing something that sounded like a muffled scream.

"Oh sh** IM COMING JOSH" she yelled and opened the unlocked door and ran towards the sound...

Only to find Tyler who had his legs wrapped around Josh's waist up against the wall with Josh biting at his neck. She slapped a hand over her mouth and slowly backed away.

Melanie: so guys...

Melanie: I heard screaming...

Ryan: and?

Melanie: it was Tyler

Brendon: were they doing "the dance with no pants?"

Brendon: "aggressive cuddling?"

Brendon: "adult nap time?"

Brendon: "hanky panky?"

Ryan: Brendon shut up right now

Patrick: what happened??

Melanie: it turns out they were making out against a wall and Tyler screamed cause Josh was biting his neck

Pete: sh** now I'm picturing it ahh this is weirrdd

Patrick: who bites people's necks? Is Josh a vampire or something?

Ryan: that would explain why he hates garlic bread

Brendon: so does that mean Tyler is now a vampire too?

Gerard: okay can we stop talking about vampire romance? This is just reminding me of Twilight and those were some bad memories I do NOT want to be reminded of

Melanie: fair enough

Tyler: why are you guys talking about us?

Josh: and when did you come in our apartment??

Melanie: well if you two weren't so busy with sucking each other's faces off you would've noticed me

Ryan: ooh she got you there

Pete: wait so does this make them less holy now?

Patrick: did you guys have sex yet?

Josh: Tyler just started choking on air. Pat, what the frick.

Brendon: yeah Pat what the frick... but did you?

Josh: wh- No!

Pete: did you just stutter over text?

Tyler: WE ARE STILL THE HOLIEST OF CHILDREN ALRIGHT I MAY BE COSPLAYING AS MURDERER BUT WE ARE STILL MORE HOLY THEN ALL OF YOU

Gerard: I think Josh is the most holy

Ryan: tru

Josh: what? Why me?

Melanie: because Tyler's always the one who's attacking you and acts all murderous with lollipops.

Josh: and jolly ranchers.... Yeah I guess you're right

Brendon: well I guess we must initiate the coronation for our new addition to the dark side

Tyler: oh sick, where do I sign?

Josh: Tyler you just said you were holy!!

Melanie: we have cookies in the dark side

Tyler: frick yeah I'm in

Josh: Nuuuuuu

Brendon: we are gathered here today to witness the new addition to the dark side, no longer innocent and no longer smol... well he's still smol but no longer innocent. Tyler Robert Joseph. Do you accept this fate?

Tyler: Heck yeah I do

Brendon: HE IS NOW A SINNER

Pete: does he grow devil horns now?

Brendon:  nah it's just a title

Pete: oh

Tyler: Josh will have to join us one day

Josh: ...I'm scared

Tyler: you should be

Brendon: well I'm tired of texting for hours at a time, I'm gonna go take a nap on Ryan.

Ryan: GET OFF ME YOU HYPOCRITE

Patrick: I'll do the same with Pete

Pete: wait wtf no patty get off me

Tyler: Josh can I take a nap on you? I feel left out.

Josh: as long as you don't stab me in my sleep.

Tyler: k

Melanie: everyone's sleeping on each other and I'm just over here with the forever alone meme on my face

Gerard: same

Melanie: oh hey Gerard, when did you get here?

Gerard: I hate you all
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Well wasn't that fantastic

Next chapter is a mystery oooh