Pheromone (Slow Updates)

Service Announcement (A/N)

Come hither my children. There is something I need to say. Lend me your ears.

Some people have asked me why I haven't been able to catch myself up with their stories or why I haven't updated.

Do you know why I haven't caught up besides being busy with life?

It's because I have Attention Deficit Disorder, or ADD for short. Now add ADHD with steroids & it equals yours truly.

My big head ass 😑

The main reason I do not catch up is because of this, and because of life now. It's not always problematic, but it has its place in why I don't catch up with everyone.

For example, if I see a notification for your story when I pop it up on my on my notifications in the app, the minute I try and click it, I will forget about it.

Brain: Okay let's- Ooooohhhh, what's over there?

Me: What you talking abo- *turns to see nothing in the wall but shimmering lights* Ooooohhhh, pretty lights. *will stare for 15 years... to realize that it's reflecting my pen* Dammit! Wasted time!

That ain't even half of it...

Me: *listening to music on low volume* 🎶My name is Prince! And I am funky!🎶

Brain: Turn that shit up!

Me: *Bob's head to the music* But there's a limit.

Brain: Bitch... I wanna feel that bass!

Me: Okay, okay. Damn! *turns it up*

Brain: Turn to another song.

Me: WHAT!

Brain: DO IT NOW BITCH!

Me: *looks offended* So mean! What did I ever do to you?

Brain: *in monotonous voice* You ain't listening to me.

Me: *looks around* You apart of me bitch! The hell?!?!?!

Brain: Don't go to sleep tonight bitch.

Got a job to do...

Sister: Now I need you to go &...

Brain: 🎶I was gonna clean my room, until I got high🎶

Me: *screams internally* Shut up!

Sister: Then Imma need you to...

Brain: Blah, blah, blah... Let's go over here.

Me: *hunches shoulders* Okay.

Sister: Are you listening to me Mimi?

Me: *eating beef jerky & bobbing head to Prince music video on my phone* Damnit! He got dat ass!

Sister: MIMI!

Me: *looks up to see her mouth move, moves headphones to the side* What now?

Or... It can get much worse...

Mellow music playing in the background with birds chirping as a new day begins...

*record scratch*

Brain: 🎶Hump me, fuck me! Daddy better make me choke! You better! My tunnel loves deep throat. It do. Lick, lick, lick, lick, (I lick) I wanna eat yo dick!🎶

Me: *puts hands over ears* Will you shut the fuck up?!?!?

Brain: 🎶Mouth wide open, mouth wide open. Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist!🎶

Me: *puts pillow over my head*

Brain: *instantly changes song* 🎶All you ladies pop Yo Pussy like this, shake your body, don't stop! don't miss! All you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don't stop! Don't miss!🎶

Me: *removes pillow & shakes ass* 🎶Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should, right now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should🎶

Brain: *another instant song change* 🎶How can you just leave me standing... alone in the world that's so cold🎶

Me: *sings into hairbrush* 🎶World is so cold!🎶 *still dancing* Wait... we ain't gon get anything done today are we?

Brain: *interjects happily* Nope! Sing it wit me now! 🎶Head! Love you till your dead!🎶

Me:*hunches shoulders & continues to dance*

*sighs* All of this...👆 is literally the story of my life. Basically, which characters represents my mind? 😧

I will forget that quick because my mind will not stay with one thing at one time(hence the multiple story ideas), and then if I try and come back to it, I end up having to do something else.

I will forget in an instant, everybody around me in my home already knows that. Because if I don't do it now, I will forever forget unless I'm reminded.

For example, my stories. Sometimes I forget, but then I don't because I do write stuff down to think about where it's going to go in the next chapter or future chapters. But even with that, I forget. If it's not written down in that moment, it will forever be gone. Zippo, zap!

Anyway, this needed to be said. I will see you all later, lurking somewhere. Bye bye!