Saturday, March 11

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Dear Diary:

I don't remember absolutely anything from last night ;-;  (I woke up in the fridge...)

So today Hong Kong and I had a super healthy breakfast (chocolate milk and marshmallows) and then we went for a walk

HK: .....

Me: ..... So-

And then his phone rang

FFFFFF

He answered it and didn't even say a word except "W H A T" and then he hung up, turned to me and said

HK: Guess who's gonna be living with you from now on?

Me: ...... What happened?

HK: ............ Russia's staying..
at our house-

Me: BOI NO MORE 'SPLAININ' THAT'S ENOUGH

And then we ran home like

Me:  HEY GUYS HONG KONG IS GONNA BE LIVING WITH US

Finland: WHAT THE FUCK NO WHY?!

HK: RUSSIA-

Finland:  YOU'RE STAYING

Denmark: HOLY FUCKING LEGOS MORE PEOPLE :D

Norway: ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO BUTTER?

HK: NO

Norway: 10000/10 U STAYIN'

Sealand: dOeZ YOU LIKE MINECRAFT

HK: NO! SHUT UP

Sweden: G A S P YOU'RE VERY WELCOME HERE

Sealand:  :'0

Me: YAY

HK: YAY

Everyone: Y A Y

And we danced around the table for 5 hours

Well... I made up that last part but it would of been fun

After that I asked him if he wanted to stay in the closet or under the bed and he said none and pushed me off my bed and now I sleep in the closet

I decorated it so now it has some lights and posters... And a mini fridge

____

Guess what?

Hong Kong went back to his home because Russia almost murdered South Korea and China kicked him out

..... I still wanna sleep in the closet tho

It's warm

-Iceland

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