Genre: Drama Rating: NC-17 Word count: 88.7k Tags: Hogwarts Eighth Year, Portrait Severus Snape, Alchemy, Animagus Pining, Snark, Chemistry, Apprenticeship, Potions, Boggarts, Cats, Transfigurations, Quidditch. Side pairings: Hermione/Millicent; Ron/Lavender.
Summary:
Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something's missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one's life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he's too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
Quotes:
The boggart transformed into Harry and Malfoy snogging, and Hermione sniggered. It should have been funny, Harry thought. It really should have. It was just that it sort of gave him a bit of an erection instead.
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