D.va x Reader: Game On

Chapter 16: Lazy Day

"What did Tracer do?"

"Besides believe Torbjorn was from Snow White?"

"She didn't!"

"Yep. Started singing Heigh-ho as she was being escorted out by him, too."

Hana starts laughing at what happened. "What else?"

"She fell over while trying to put an arm on you and wanted to go off a cliff with you."

"Wait what?"

"Yeah. I called what you are going through currently a Hana hangover and you took the context literally, causing you and Tracer to try and run to a cliff. You probably would have, too, if Pharah and I didn't stop you two."

"Ugh. Was there anything else?"

"Do you want to see for yourself?"

"Did you take video?"

"I might have filmed some of your shenanigans."

"(Y/n)! Why?"

"So I wouldn't have to explain everything."

You press play on your phone and some videos start to play. This one is Hana attempting to dance while singing off key in Korean. Hana starts blushing and trying to hide her face. Another video has Hana being a bit paranoid.

"My brain is loud. *gasp* Who's there? Huh?" The onscreen Hana says as she keeps looking around, trying to see someone invisible.

"I've goooot two tickets tooo PAX, and I'm nooot going with them."

"You're not?" The onscreen you says.

"Nooope. I'm going with YOOOUUR tickets."

Then there's plenty of things her and Tracer were doing and Hana tries to hide herself under the table.

"Is it over?" She asks.

"That's the last of them. Really they're were funnier bits, but I didn't record them. That and the writer doesn't want to think of any more things." You say. "You seriously don't remember all of that?"

"I remember Tracer blinking into the wall, but other than that not too much. That and McCree being passed out."

"That cowboy sure loves his whiskey. So, do you feel any better?"

"My head still hurts and I'm still sweating, but I do feel better than when I woke up."

"Drink more water. Are you going to put any clothes on?"

"I don't know. I'm cold, but I'd probably get sweatier that way."

"Well, change when your ready. I'm just going to watch some TV. Catch up on some news."

You get up and turn the TV, plopping yourself on the couch. Hana, after drinking more water, makes her way to the couch with you.

"Hey. That's my spot." She says.

"It's just a couch. Does it really matter?" You say.

"That spot is the comfiest."

"Well, then better for me!"

"(Y/n)! Stop being an eolgan-i (얼간이)! You're not hungover."

"That's right. I was smart. You must suffer for your actions."

"Ugh. Fine. I'm still going to sit here, even if you are still there."

Hana then plops herself on your lap and gets herself comfortable. You do your best not to show pain from her fast impact on your lap. However, despite the pain you were in, you were okay with this. This was fairly normal with you two (except the rapid seating was new) and as long as she didn't fart on your lap, you were fine.