Olivia and Julian
*Julian Draxler send you a private message*
JULIAN DRAXLER: Hey babe
OLIVIA: First of all:
OLIVIA: CALL ME BABE ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF
OLIVIA: Second of all:
OLIVIA: You aren't supposed to send me private messages
JULIAN DRAXLER: Don't be angry babe
OLIVIA: Say goodbye to your dick
JULIAN DRAXLER: I just wanted to make your v-day better
OLIVIA: As if I care
JULIAN DRAXLER: so I was thinking...
OLIVIA: NO
JULIAN DRAXLER: I haven't told you my idea yet
OLIVIA: No
OLIVIA: Trust me it won't be anything good
JULIAN DRAXLER: Well I will tell you about it anyway
JULIAN DRAXLER: I thought that I can get you gift for v-day
OLIVIA: As I said I don't care about valentine's day
JULIAN DRAXLER: Just listen you will love it
OLIVIA: I already hate it
OLIVIA: Why am I even talking to you
OLIVIA: I should have left half hour ago
JULIAN DRAXLER: First of all I texted you like 10 minutes ago
JULIAN DRAXLER: You didn't leave bc you love me
OLIVIA: eww let me find a bin so I can throw up
OLIVIA: You're so cheesy
JULIAN DRAXLER: I know you like me
JULIAN DRAXLER: Anyway let's talk about the gift
OLIVIA: Julian I don't need your money to be happy
JULIAN DRAXLER: I'm not giving you money what type of a husband do you think I am
JULIAN DRAXLER: I have to work hard to earn it
JULIAN DRAXLER: Get a job bc you won't get money from me
OLIVIA: First of all, things that you buy for me (and by that I mean the v-day gift) are also money bc you spend money on it
OLIVIA: Second of all, you just run for 90 minutes it's not that hard of a job
JULIAN DRAXLER: You will just lie on the grass after 10 minutes of running
OLIVIA: Don't shame my bad condition
OLIVIA: And third of all don't tell me what to do bc you sound just like my mum
JULIAN DRAXLER: Can you please listen to me
OLIVIA: Do I have to ?
JULIAN DRAXLER: Yes
OLIVIA: Then I won't
JULIAN DRAXLER: okay if you don't want your gift I will give it to Kevin
OLIVIA: oh how sweet
JULIAN DRAXLER: that's the moment when you say "No, Julian tell me please I need to know what it is. I WANT IT."
OLIVIA: I'm not that dramatic
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