Olivia and Schalke
*Olivia added Max Meyer*
*Olivia added Leon Goretzka*
*Oliwia added Yevhen Konoplyanka*
*Olivia added Benedikt Höwedes*
*Olivia added Atsuto Uchida*
*Olivia added Franco Di Santo*
OLIVIA: All my babies have been added
OLIVIA: who else should I add?
MAX MEYER: EVERYONE
YEVHEN KONOPLYANKA: As you can see Max is the always excited kid one
OLIVIA: I can't add everyone
OLIVIA: They will kill me
LEON GORETZKA: Who are we going to kill?
BENEDIKT HÖWEDES: And he's the one with killing obsession
LEON GORETZKA: No that's not true
ATSUTO UCHIDA: Dude you were talking to yourself today and you said "If I run fast enough and hit the wall would I die?"
OLIVIA: Psychologists say it's normal to think about those things
FRANCO DI SANTO: What am I doing here?
OLIVIA: Regretting all your life decisions
FRANCO DI SANTO: right
FRANCO DI SANTO: thanks for that remainder
FRANCO DI SANTO: I forgot
OLIVIA: you're welcome
OLIVIA: no but seriously should I add someone else?
YEVHEN KONOPLYANKA: omg you need to add Fabian Reese. He made a poem you need to hear it
*Olivia added Fabian Reese*
OLIVIA: tell me your poem
FABIAN REESE: "Oh love no matter that you're 1000 miles away we can still look at the moon and pretend we're looking at the same one"
OLIVIA: But...
YEVHEN KONOPLYANKA: We haven't told him
FABIAN REESE: Told me what?
OLIVIA: How many moons do you think there are?
FABIAN REESE: idk like 4
FABIAN REESE: you know north, south, east and west
OLIVIA: Oh god kill me please
YEVHEN KONOPLYANKA: Should we tell him
LEON GORETZKA: we will destroy his whole life with it
OLIVIA: But it's better if he knows
FABIAN REESE: KNOW WHAT???
BENEDIKT HÖWEDES: but then he will feel like his whole life is ruined
ATSUTO UCHIDA: Like the way I felt when you told me that Houston is not a name but a place
OLIVIA: What
OLIVIA: lalalalal
OLIVIA: I can't hear/read that
FRANCO DI SANTO: @Reese there is only one moon
FABIAN REESE: Oh no I already send it to my girlfriend
OLIVIA: Speaking of girlfriends
LEON GORETZKA: You got one?
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Footballers Groupchat
RandomSassy and sarcastic, teenage girl Olivia got accidentally added to footballers groupchat ( Yes it was James Rodriguez's fault). She liked it and decide to stay for awhile. Eventually she became their biggest pain in the ass (jk they all love each...
