Sassy and sarcastic, teenage girl Olivia got accidentally added to footballers groupchat ( Yes it was James Rodriguez's fault). She liked it and decide to stay for awhile. Eventually she became their biggest pain in the ass (jk they all love each...
This video makes me smile every single time. Honestly I like leweus more than gotzeus, and you what is your favorite ship?
OLIVIA: Before you start with the questions can you please let me know who is in this chat?
LIONEL MESSI: Manuel Neuer, Mats Hummels, Thiago Alcántara , Javi Martínez, Robert Lewandowski, Douglas Costa, Rafinha, Philipp Lahm, Thomas Müller, David Alaba, Renato Sanches, Park Joo-ho, Marc Bartra, Sven Bender, Pascal Stenzel, Mario Götze, Marco Reus, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Shinji Kagawa, Łukasz Piszczek, Julian Weigl, Erik Durm, Roman Bürki, Emre Mor, Pepe, Sergio Ramos, Cristiano Ronaldo, Toni Kroos, Karim Benzema, James Rodríguez, Gareth Bale, Marcelo, Isco, Gerard Piqué, Ivan Rakitić, Luis Suárez, Sergio Busquets, Andrés Iniesta, Neymar, Jordi Alba, Sergi Roberto,Thomas Vermaelen, Kun Aguero, Wojciech Szczęsny, Laurent Koscielny, Mesut Özil, Olivier Giroud, Wayne Rooney, Zlatan Ibrahimović, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Antoine Griezmann, Jakub błaszczykowski, Grzegorz Krychowiak, Thiago Silva, Łukasz Fabiański, Paul Pogba , Aaron Ramsey, Jack Wilshere, Alvaro Mortar ( Let me know if you want me to add any other footballers to this story)
LIONEL MESSI: But most of them just read the massages so you might never see them in the chat.
OLIVIA: WOW that's a lot...
OLIVIA: YAY you have my favorite goalie in the chat ;)
MANUEL Neuer: Is that me?
OLIVIA:^ Nope. It's Łukasz Fabiański
ŁUKASZ FABIAŃSKI; That's me <3
NEYMAR: Can we already start with the questions I'm getting impatient...
OLIVIA: I still think that's a bad idea...
JOO-HO PARK: Do you have siblings?
OLIVIA: Yes ;( I have a 3 years old brother
JULIAN WEIGL: I have a question how old are you?
OLIVIA: I'm 16
ERIK DURM: My turn where do you live?
OLIVIA: I live in Belgium
THOMAS VERMAELEN: Yay I'm not the only Belgian in here
OLIVIA: :)
CRISTIANO RONALDO: Now my question why don't you like me?
OLIVIA: I never said I don't like you, it's just you make too much drama on the field and it's kind of annoying. But I like you.
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NEYMAR: Are you a virgin?
LIONEL MESSI: WTF Neymar?
ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI: Just drop the bomb like it's a regular thing
OLIVIA: hahaha I just dropped my cereal bowl and to answer your question yes I am.
PAUL POGBA: You're probably the only person who will answer that kind of question.
ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI: Look who came alive the most expensive footballer on earth
PAUL POGBA: ^ You jealous... Sorry I've been busy lately + it took me awhile to read all of those messages
OLIVIA: At least he said something not like the most of you ...
MARC BARTRA: We're just waiting for our moment to come
OLIVIA: Marc <3
MARC BARTRA: You're officially my bae
OLIVIA: YAY you can be mine too.
ISCO: I will be baeless forever
OLIVIA: I will be single forever
BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER: Don't worry you're young you will find a boyfriend soon
OLIVIA: More like Troye Sivan soon
SHINJI KAGAWA: Hahah they probably don't get it
OLIVIA: ^ True true
AARON RAMSEY: How many languages can you speak?
OLIVIA: I can speak English, Dutch, Polish and a little bit of French
AARON RAMSEY: Here it comes...
ANTOINE GRIEZMANN: Bonjour. Je m'appelle Antonie. je suis très heureux de faire votre connaissance
OLIVIA : Sorry Antonie but the best sentence that I can make in French is 'J'ai faim' I had barely 50% at my French exams
ANTOINE GRIEZMANN: I can learn you French
OLIVIA: Maybe some other day, French isn't really my thing I just don't get it
ANTOINE GRIEZMANN: You can learn from the best ;)
NEYMAR: OK now my turn
OLIVIA: Should I be scared?
LIONEL MESSI: GOD HAVE MERCY
NEYMAR:
1) Who would you date from this chat
2) Make list with 3 cute footballers
3) Favorite type of cereal
4)Do you like to watch football?
5) Hobby?
6) Do you believe in aliens?
7) Any other sport than football
OLIVIA:
1) My bae
2) Neymar, Aubameyang and Reus ( I mean we all know that Marco and Mario are like a package deal so I guess Götze too)
3) Corn Flakes
4) Like? I love it
5) Beside eating, sleeping doing nothing and spending my time on Tumblr I don't really have hobby. Blame my parents for that they never took me to music or sport lessons...
6) yes
7) Volleyball
MARC BARTRA: Oh ilyt bae
NEYMAR: I mean if you will be older I will date you
OLIVIA: I take it as a complement
OLIVIA: Well I have to go my parents complain that I spend too much time on my phone :(
MARC BARTRA: Bye bae <3
LIONEL MESSI: Bye hope to see you soon.
Do you think naming my character Olivia (my name is Oliwia) is selfish?
