Olivia and Arsenal
CARL JENKINSON: Dude stop eating my food
OLIVIA: It's nice to see you too
CARL JENKINSON: Oh sorry I was talking to Aaron
AARON RAMSEY: Your mat in front of the door says "Welcome" so I did
OLIVIA: Ahh first he says "make yourself feel like at home" and then he complains about you eating all his food
AARON RAMSEY: Exactly
MESUT ÖZIL: Good start you idiots
LAURENT KOSCIELNY: Add more ppl!!!
*Olivia added Alexis Sánchez*
*Olivia added Lucas Pérez Martínez*
*Olivia added Granit Xhaka*
*Olivia added Shkodran Mustafi*
*Olivia added Héctor Bellerín*
*Olivia added Theo Walcott*
*Olivia added Santi Cazorla*
*Olivia added Alex Iwobi*
*Olivia added Petr Čech*
*Olivia added Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain*
*Olivia added Danny Welbeck*
*Olivia added Gabriel Paulista*
*Olivia added Mathieu Debuchy*
*Olivia added Nacho Monreal*
*Olivia added Per Mertesacker*
*Olivia added Kieran Gibbs*
*Olivia added Rob Holding*
HÉCTOR BELLERÍN : before we become friends I have one question that can change everything about it
OLIVIA: And that is?
HÉCTOR BELLERÍN: Do you know I'm a meme on internet
OLIVIA: Duh
HÉCTOR BELLERÍN : I thought I could make new friends who doesn't know about that but I was wrong
OLIVIA: Please sing the UCL song
PER MERTESACKER: Please don't
SHKODRAN MUSTAFI: NO
ROB HOLDING: Don't do that to us
OLIVIA: Okay then don't sing it
SANTI CAZORLA: I can't believe it's 2017 in few hours
OLIVIA: I know right
ALEX OXLADE-CHAMBERLAIN: I'm going to stay till midnight to see that bitch 2016 slowly dying and nobody giving a fuck about her
CARL JENKINSON: 2016? I don't know her
MATHIEU DEBUCHY: But did anyone of you idiots thought that winter transfer window also starts in just few hours
OLIVIA: oh fuck
OLIVIA: I forgot it starts on 1 January
PETR ČECH: did you heard that Arsenal wants Marco Reus just in case Mesut and Alexis would leave us
OLIVIA: LAY ONE FUCKING FINGER ON MY BABY BOY AND I WILL KILL YOU
OLIVIA: he belongs to BVB
GRANIT XHAKA: Let's better not talk about transfer window
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RandomSassy and sarcastic, teenage girl Olivia got accidentally added to footballers groupchat ( Yes it was James Rodriguez's fault). She liked it and decide to stay for awhile. Eventually she became their biggest pain in the ass (jk they all love each...
