Ah you haven't expected that. Here's a special chapter. I thought you will like that. Also let's talk about that gif Cristiano is like "Toni get away from my boyfriend, HE'S MINE." (Sorry I had to).
*James Rodríguez sent you a private message*
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: Hey daughter how are you?
OLIVIA: Fine
OLIVIA: Wait a minute
OLIVIA: Cheater alarm
OLIVIA: It's against the rules you can't send me private messages
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: Who said that?
OLIVIA: Nobody but other players don't do that
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: Sorry that I'm missing my child I will leave now
OLIVIA: No don't go I miss you too
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: Cristiano is also here
OLIVIA: You lovers spending time with each other *again*
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: duh
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: How could we not?
OLIVIA: idk
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: see?
OLIVIA: How's my rich gay dad doing
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: hahaha I see you heard about that
OLIVIA: I still can't believe Koke said that
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: Cris says he's fine
OLIVIA: Did he ate his vegetables today?
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: Yep now he's trying to make me eat mine
OLIVIA: And that's probably not happening
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: You guessed it right
OLIVIA: Well dad is cheating on you but his 'girlfriend' is also Rodríguez
OLIVIA: I'm not sure but I think it's just James in a wig
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: Shh
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: What if ppl find out
OLIVIA: I won't say anything
OLIVIA: but like probably everyone knows
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: I'm wasting my time
OLIVIA: With Cristiano? Hahaha
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: No, no, no
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: In general
OLIVIA: this is how my entire life looks like
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: Which teams are left?
OLIVIA: tbh idk I think that Bayern is tomorrow and then like Schalke, Atlético, Arsenal
OLIVIA: Who else let me check my calendar
OLIVIA: Wolfsburg, PSG, As Roma, Leicester, Napoli and my idiots that can't do anything (That are the teams I'm going to do if you want me to add another one please tell me)
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: who are your 'idiots that can't do anything'? (it was me CR7)
OLIVIA: Bvb why?
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: hahah
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: Good to know we're playing them you know UCL (also CR7)
JAMES RODRÍGUEZ: Okay fuck of Cristiano you got your own phone
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Footballers Groupchat
RandomSassy and sarcastic, teenage girl Olivia got accidentally added to footballers groupchat ( Yes it was James Rodriguez's fault). She liked it and decide to stay for awhile. Eventually she became their biggest pain in the ass (jk they all love each...
