Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Tuesday, February 14

Dear Diary:

Today is Valentine's day

I woke up and nobody was home

Sweden and Finland left a note saying that they went to the park for a day, Denmark kidnapped Norway and took him ice skating (It's Danish!!! On Ice!) and Sealand went on a playdate with his friend WY

And I was all alone. I was already grabbing a bowl of ice cream and picking a depressing movie to watch,  when I suddenly remembered that I DO have someone

So I called him and said

Me: u want to come over?

HK: YES PLEASE.  China invited Russia over...

Me: So?

HK: ...... If China was a woman,  he'd probably be pregnant by now

Me: ........

So he came as soon as possible
(( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

He had a giant box with him and just threw it on the couch

Like,  it's not mine so go ahead
He said

HK: SO I BROUGHT A BUNCH OF THINGS TO DO,  LIKE,  SUPER AWESOME THINGS

Me: Like what? Is it appropriate?

HK: .......... don't open the box

So I didn't open the box

HK: This is my first Valentine's day with someone besides my cat

Me: Same

HK: What do people do on Valentine's day????

I honestly had no idea.  I mean,  we usually don't celebrate it over here

So we decided to Google it

The first step said: "Spend quality time with a loved one"
We did that all the time,  so we just did what we normally do

We went to a public park and made out in front of homophobics

Just kidding.  That would of been fun though

We actually sat down under a tree and talked about life

HK: Remember when you fell off the cliff?

Me: You pushed me

HK: ...... wanna do it again?

Me: ......... kill yourself

Step two said: "Make a homemade card for someone"
So we grabbed a piece of paper and some crayons and made each other a card

Mine said "You are the least annoying person in my life" and I drew a cow

I gave him mine and he gave me his

His said "u r stoopid XD rawr" and had a drawing of me getting attacked by a dog

Lovely

Step three said:  "Think of candy,  chocolate and sweets"

We bought 100 dollars in candy and ate it all

Step four said:  "Express your words with a rose"

I hate flowers and Hong Kong is allergic

Then the rest was just bullshit  so we just sat down on the couch and watched a movie

It was so sad.  We didn't cry though... That's for bitches

Then one thing led to another and we were sorta eating each other out....

In an appropriate way... I'm not a whore

And... yeah. There's not much to comment about that

Sealand came home early...

He didn't stay for too long

The rest of the day was just us on tumblr making fun of single people,  Finland baking a pie,  Denmark with a broken arm, Norway with a black eye,  Sweden quietly playing with spoons and Sealand playing Minecraft

Best Valentine's day ever

-Iceland

Extra Scene:  Norway opened the box and grounded Iceland