Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Saturday, February 11

Yay

And then the power went off

Everyone blamed Norway's negative vibes but I know that's not true

Norway's bad mood at low power can be used to destroy buildings

At full potential,  it destroys entire countries

It could of been Finland though...

Anyways,  we sorta just sat there like retards looking at each other

I got so bored that I actually socialized with Lithuania and his weird friend.  Hong Kong also interacted a bit with them... just nodding whenever they talked.  Poor bab

Eventually,  we all got hungry as fuck

Denmark was like

Denmark: I'M HUNGRY AS FUCK

And Estonia was like

Estonia: We don't have food

And in chorus,  we all screamed "FFFFUUUUCK"

But I had licorice in my backpack... and Norway knew...

So he was like "we can share some of Iceland's licorice"

BUT I SAID "HEEEEEEEEEEELL NO"

And they started chasing me around the house

Hong Kong eventually tackled me (he knows karate or some shit like that so it hurt even more because he did it professionally) and stole my licorice and shared it

I punched him

He said

HK:  SORRY BUT I'M HUNGRY

Me: DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN UNLESS YOU WANNA SEE JESUS

Later,  we all got hungry again
Denmark then said

Denmark: We should hunt for food! Some goat or something

Sealand: OH NO

Estonia: That sounds like a great idea! And we have the best hunter ever with us

Finland: That's right! It's-

Prussia: ME!

Finland: ..... HAHAHA LOL NOPE! IT'S ME

Prussia: I AM THE BEST- AWESOMEST HUNTER EVER

Finland: NO,  I AM

Prussia: LET'S SETTLE IT OUTSIDE

So they all left... except me and a few more

Hong Kong stayed with me because he's loYAL.  HE'S LOYAL AS FUCK

I'M NOT RUBBING HIM IN YOUR FACE OR ANYTHING BUT HE'S L O Y A L

And Lithuania stayed too because "He doesn't want to see people hunting his food" and his friend who's name I fail to remember also stayed because he's "loyal"

Not more than my dude but (COUGH) whatever

A while after they left,  we started talking again...

Lithuania is very boring

So is his friend-

GODDAMMIT I JUST REMEMBERED HIS NAME

Poland is interesting enough... at least more than Lithuania

I was so frigging bored

So Hong Kong was like

HK: How about we play Pokémon Go or something??

And we all said yes

I was so excited but then,  I realized that Hong Kong,  Poland and Lithuania were all team Mystic

And I'm in team Instinct

It's hate everything

We played for a while... there weren't any fucking Pokémon

Lithuania tripped and fell on top of Poland

That was a lie

Me and Hong Kong pushed him on top of Poland

Because we both agreed that they needed to be together

Poland was like "AKFBAKDBX"

And Lithuania screeched

No gay things happened but maybe someday they will

Oh well

_____

The guys came back after a while with two deer

Dead deer

Poor Sealand

Everyone was commenting on how amazing Finland's hunting skills were

Prussia was very sad

We ate deer

And then the power came back on

Latvia was gonna fix our car

Yes

I did not mistaken his name

He actually built a whole railroad before so he has pretty awesome skills

...

Yup

We have to stay over though....

Until tomorrow

So if I survive,  I'll write again tomorrow

-Help me

The weird chapter will be published tomorrow

If you see a typo,  please know that I read this shit 2 times and tried to fix it all

I always do

So if you ever see a typo in ANY chapter or a missing word, you already know who it was