Dear Diary:
Today I discovered this app called "musical.ly" and it looks very fun
I don't know what it is yet, but by the title, I think it's a game about dinosaurs going through puberty
So I'm gonna try it
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20 minutes later
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SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME OH MY GOSH
IT'S HORRIBLE... IT'S... DISGUSTING
I cringed so hard... so.. so hard
It's just a bunch of....talentless kids who lip sync songs and maybe dance around a little like possessed rag dolls
There are a couple that are good though...
BUT THE REST ARE AWFUL
That's why I created an account and uploaded 45 videos
Because the Internet needs to be filled with more shitty crap and I identify with those people in way too many ways
Speaking about crap, Denmark told me that tomorrow something special is gonna happen
I really really hope it's not like that last "special" thing that happened a couple years ago...
We all spent the week in the hospital that August
Worst vacations ever
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Musical.ly is the best app I ever installed for free on my phone. The best part is, you can record your video on a potato and it'll still look great!
But it's not better than Minecraft. Minecraft is the best game ever. It's so amazing and I'm the best playing it! Even Sweden is bad compared to me
Hahahaha! :D
Please... someone give me bleach
Donate a cup of bleach and I will love you
-A boy who is dead inside
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
