The world's smartest doctor was recently interviewed by a patient. These were the answers he gave:
Patient: Doctor, should I reduce my alcohol intake?
Doctor: Not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Beer is made from grains. Bottoms up!
Patient: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
Doctor: Fried foods today are fried in vegetable oil..the more vegetables the better!
Patient: Is chocolate bad for me?
Doctor: Hello..Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!
Patient: Would swimming help me become fit?
Doctor: If swimming helps you become fit, then explain whales to me.
Patient: Well how can I get in shape then?
Doctor: Don't worry, you're in shape...round is a shape.
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
