Teacher: If you have 10 brownies, and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if someone forcibly takes 2 of the brownies, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
Moral of story- Never get in between me and my food ;)
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
