muffins vs. cupcakes

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(A/N: This isn't really a joke..but merely a figment of my imagination. I have to realease my randomness somehow..so I decided to release it here, lol so enjoy c:)

This worldwide debate has been going on for years and years...I just couldn't take it anymore. So I gathered all the muffin and cupcake lovers in a room, and aked them an improtant question      

     "MUFFINS OR CUPCAKES?"

muffin lovers:

We want muffins. Cupcakes are just preppy, overly fancy muffins!

Cupcake lovers:

Well we want cupcakes. Muffins are just ugly, underdressed cupcakes!

Muffin lovers: Well at least muffins have more flavor than cupcakes!

Cupcake lovers: Well we have icing!

Me: Hey, guys, guys.. settle down. Think about this, cupcakes have no flavor, but the icing makes up for it, muffins have no icing, but it is full of taste.

Cupcake lovers: Well muffins are quite tasty..

Muffin lovers: cupcake icing is quite delish..

Me: And they're both edible, both tasty, both wonderful desserts, and besides, the more food the better! So why not join both worlds? No need to pick and choose!

Cupcake lovers: You're right! From now on..

Muffin lovers: ..Our groups will unite into cupfin lovers.

Cupfin lovers: Woohoo!

Me: So guys..muffins or cupcakes?

Cupfin lovers: BOTH!

Me: My work here is done. I'm so proud.. :')

I just ended the feud between the cupcake and muffin lovers

Like a boss :3.

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