One does not simply...
-go to sleep before your mind is done creating imaginary situations that are never going to happen
-eat only one cookie
-not laugh when someone falls down
-not sing while they're in the shower
-let somebody else pour your cereal
- resist the urge to pop a bubble
-willingly go a day without electronics
-go to to a haunted house by their self
-pay attention in class
-remain calm during an emergency
-swim in a pool without accidentally inhaling or swallowing the water
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D