One does not simply...

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One does not simply...

-go to sleep before your mind is done creating imaginary situations that are never going to happen

-eat only one cookie

-not laugh when someone falls down

-not sing while they're in the shower

-let somebody else pour your cereal

- resist the urge to pop a bubble

-willingly go a day without electronics

-go to to a haunted house by their self

-pay attention in class

-remain calm during an emergency

-swim in a pool without accidentally inhaling or swallowing the water

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