CONVERSATION #1
Child: Mommy, I love you more than you love me.
Mom: How can you prove this my son?
Child: Because you have 3 sons but I only have one Mommy
CONVERSATION #2
MOM: Hey can you come fold the laundry with me?
CHILD: *runs away for a minute or so, then comes back dressed in the mother's pajama shirt.
MOM: What are you doing?
MOM: I am wearing the clothes so I don't have to fold it.
MOM: So what will I do with the rest of the clothes?"
CHILD: Hide it back in the washing machine. I won't tell anyone, it will be our secret!
CONVERSATION #3
MOM: so..tell me, what do you think of marriage?
CHILD: I don't need to get married mommy
MOM: Why ??
CHILD: I have my mommy and mommies are better because you do everything for us and if I get married she wont do that. She will go shopping and we wont have any more money to pay taxes!
MOM: TAXES? Where did you get that word from?
CHILD: my sister, she tells me Daddy pays a lot of taxes so it looks like something the daddies only do! (A/N Lol I know what this child is saying is obviously not true..but c'mon he's only 3..but anyway, isn't this child adorable? ^.^?)
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
