1. If walking was good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and is fat.
3. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long and only lives 5 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to EXERCISE?
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I don't think so.
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
Humorwell the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
