The Life of a Band Nerd

Trombone Suicide

So, we have a basketball game on Friday that we can play at. Since I'm in beginner band, it's not mandatory. However, this is the chance our band director gives us every year to see what it's like to play at a basketball game. Well, of course Spunky, Anakin, k2so, and I are all going .we have to play 5 songs in at least under eight minutes. They are:
Old Time Rock And Roll
Blue Suede Shoes
Great Balls of Fire
Louie, Louie
and The Tempest
Yes, I know I may have got them out of order, but I really don't care.
So, for the next few days, we'll have to play this song over and over and over again. And trust me, it is not fun when you have a sinus infection.
Anyways, our band director was talking about how we will play these songs so much that we'll want to commit suicide by the end of the week.
He was like,"On Friday, when I give the count off, you guys will probably be like this: 1, 2, 3, 4, bang! " He also started coming up with newspaper headlines: Local Beginner Band Commits Suicide From Playing The Same 5 Songs!
Then, he started saying whether or not he would get in trouble by the office by talking to teenagers about suicide.
Well, I was telling FLUFFEH about one of the headlines that he came up with and we were wondering if it was a pun inside itself:
Local Trombone Player Commits Suicide

Sound familiar? FLUFFEH and I have always wondered what trombone suicide actually was. Well, she finally looked it up. See FluffehDaCat 's chapter in her book:Random Book of My Life
It should be the most recent chapter. Anyways, that's the story of the trombone suicide!