Hetalia One-Shots

(y)UkUS

(( i swear i am crying because of this, i didn't write this.. Budo_Masuta wrote this and told me to put it in omg im so sorry. ))

England was sitting on the sofa, while watching his favorite television program; Lazy Town. His smooth-sexy British humming was humming the tune "We Are Number One" by Robbie Rotten.

It was so exciting for England, that he got a boner.

This week had been blissful for England as he "discovered" America. A small, cute child -- who has an appetite for days. And France let England top this last Monday.

Splendid.

America bounded down the stairs with a smile on his face and a toy soldier in his hands.

"Mr. England! Canada said babies are created during sex, what is sex?" America asked curiously.

England glanced to America. He reached his hand to the remote and paused his favorite television program; Lazy Town.

"Let me show you." England spoke firmly.

(( whoever requested it put it on the wrong chapter and i just... Budo_Masuta said they would take care of it fir me i cant fuckn i omg im so sorry ))