The Book of Words

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DOUBLE UPDATES GUYS! WHO'S READY TO HAVE SOME FUN!? *everyone gets in a boat and rows to China*

... 😔😔😔

Oh well! Anyway, I've had some requests from a few people (some not on Wattpad) for some truth or dares and because I'm an impatient unicorn must write them NOW! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Imma just stop now...

Soooooo, let's get straight to it!

*whistles* ALL CONTESTANTS TO THE STAGE!

All contestants except Damon: *sigh* *shuffle onto stage*

Damon: WHOOP! *dashes into room and leaps onto stage* IT'S SHOW TIME!

Everyone else: *facepalm*

Me: So! Welcome everyone to Round One of TRUTH OR DARE CHARACTER EDITION! Well start of with the truths and then move onto the dares (😈😈😈 hehehe) First off we have a truth for Katniss!

Katniss: ... Excuse me?

Everyone else: *edges slowly away from Katniss*

Me: This came from one of my friends who I will not name! (Okay... One of the ones that live inside my head... Named Larry... 😔😔😔) And it is... Did you ever have a crush-

Katniss: No

Me: But-

Katniss: NO

Me: ... Moving on... A truth for Alec!

Alec: Oh no...

Me: This is from another of my friends of whom I will not name! (Shut up...) And it is... When did you find out you were gay?

Alec: ...

Alec: ...

Me: Um...

Alec: ...

Everyone: Um...

Alec: ...

Alec: I will not answer that...

Me: Aww but-

Alec: *pulls out seraph blade and holds to my throat* I. Said. I. Will. Not. Answer. That.

Me: *gulp* Ok... Next...

Alec: *lowers blade and returns to seat*

Me: Next is a dare!

All contestants but Damon: Oh god...

Damon: He he... *rubs hands together*

Me: I'll start with the dare I have for Katniss!

Katniss: *glares at me*

Me: *ignores Katniss* From... er... (Yes, another one of my imaginary friends...) someone- (...) is a dare that Katniss has to shoot a maltese off of Hermione's head!