What's the difference between school and life?
Well, school teaches you lessons, and then gives you a test.
Life gives you a test, and you learn the lessons.
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Hey guys! I'm deciding to spice things up a bit today! I'm going to have a 'Who is Hotter' section! There will be 3 pairs of gorgeous (in my opinion) men, and I'll ask you to tell me who is hotter in the comments! Here we go, and I hope you enjoy!
Ansel and Matthew: *facepalm* Oh my god.
Me: Hush, oh hot ones*swoons*
Ansel: *Walks off rolling eyes*
Matthew: I don't know why we even bother... *follows Ansel*
Me: *still swooning* Mmmmmmmm...
Oh! Sorry guys! Ha ha. So who is hotter?? Let me know! Now, onto the next pair!
Theo: Oh not this again... *rubs forehead in exasperation*
Sebastian: I'm out! *flips table and walks out of room*
Me: NO COME BACK BEAUTIFUL HUMAN! *dashes dramatically out after him*
*** 15 Minutes Later ***
Me: *Walks back in huffing and puffing* He'll... He'll be back... *cough*
Theo: *rolls eyes*
Anyhoo, onto our next contestants!
Jacob: You're kidding right? 😐😐😐
Jamie: Hell yeah! Ladies, we all know whose the hottest here!
Me: SHOOSH! Let them decide! *fans self with hand*
Jamie: *winking and posing at readers*
Me: You know they can't see you right?
Jamie: *shoves me off my chair* *Still posing* They don't know that.
Me: ...
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Okaaaaay, I can honestly say I think there is something wrong with me. Who agrees? Wait... Don't answer that....
So, who do YOU think is hotter out of each pair? I won't say mine unless you ask, because I won't put myself through that kind of pain unless absolutely necessary (and of course I would class someone asking as absolutely necessary... Idiot... 😒😒😒). I'm thinking of doing a section like this every once and a while. Maybe a 'Would you rather' or 'Truth or Dare', even and interview with the hotties above if you like! If you have any ideas please let me know. If I use it I will dedicate the chapter to you.
Ugh, being so... NORMAL for those 10 seconds was awful!
Ooh! Text message! *Sings Hallelujah*
God damn it! I don't want to talk to you! *throws phone out window, then realises needs it to continue writing and scrambles off the bed and out the window to get it*
Any- *huff* way... Hope you- *coughing fit* enjoyed this- *chokes on air* chapter. See you next time! 👋👋👋👊👊👊
Sebastian: *walks back in carrying pizza*
Me: YASYOUAMAZINGBEAUTIFULHUMANBEI NGILOVEYPUSOMUCHGIMMEALLLDATPIZZARIGHTNOWBEFOREITACKLEYPUTOTHEGROUNDANDWRESTLEYOUFORIT!
Sebastian: *slowly backing out of the room*
Everyone else: ATTACK! *pounces on Sebastian and wrestles for the pizza*
I don't know what just happened...
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