Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Tuesday, October 4

Dear Diary:

October.

Fuck yeah.

My fears have become true.  Today,  when I went downstairs to have breakfast,  I almost tripped and fell with a stack of costume catalogs. Jfc

I am not going through all this again.

Denmark: Hey,  Icey's awake!!

Finland: Oh! Come help us choose a costume for this year

Me: Can't we individually dress up instead of dressing up as the same?

Denmark: What??!!!  No! Iceland- we're the NORDIC 5. We're a group and do EVERYTHING together!

Finland: If I buy drugs,  you guys cover me!

Sweden: That's not what he me-

Norway: If I punch Denmark,  you all help me.

Denmark: nORGE, NO

Me: Alright fine,  I get it. How about...

Denmark: OH,  CAN WE GO AS VIKINGS??

All of us: .......

Finland: .... But-

Norway: Dairy products.

Me: What?

Norway: I go as a stick of butter,  you can go as ice cream-

Me: Hey-

Norway: Finland goes as milk,  Sweden like a block of cheese and Denmark as yogurt.

Denmark: Awwww,  why does Fin get to be the malk?

Finland: ...... Denmark.... say "melk"

Denmark: Malk.

Me: But... It's "milk"

Finland: Yeah.  And I said that: "melk"

Denmark: Same here: "malk"

Me: ..... that's not how y-

Norway: We are not having this conversation again.

Sweden: Furniture

Finland: nO.  SWEDEN.  STOP NOW.  NO

Sweden: I want to see you-

Finland: NO

Sweden:  -dressed as a chair

Finland: STOP,  NO! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE

Me: I am older than this house...

Norway:  Hm...

Denmark: ROBOTS!

Finland: Robot suits make my butt look big-

Sweden: Let's go as robots.

Finland:  sWEDEN! YOU'RE TERRIBLE TODAY!

Me:  How about horror movie villains?

Norway: ..... that's actually not a bad idea. Alright,  claim your costumes-

Finland: Ghostface!

Denmark: Freddy Krueger!!!!

Sweden: Mm... Jason-

Norway: I guess I'll choose Michael Myers.  You, Ice?

Me: ........ Dracula.

Norway: ...... um-

Denmark: That's lame.

Me: I don't care. You guys took the good ones.

Finland: ...... you can always be Annabelle.

Me: Fuck no.

Norway: ...... you said the "F"  word....

Me: .......

Denmark: ooOOOOOoooooh

Me: I am 200% done with this shit.

And I went back into my room.

I swear,  last year was worse. 
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

Today,  Sweden was not feeling okay.  He started making weird noises all of a sudden.  We were all very concerned.
Finland: What's wrong with Sweden??!! He's been sitting still on his chair for five minutes!! (he started crying)  HE HAS TO CATCH UP WITH HIS KNITTING! THIS ISN'T HIM!! 
Denmark: Woah- Sve,  you're okay?!!

Sweden:  (smol cough) mmmmhm

Finland:  aHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE CALL THE AMBERLAMPS!

So we took Sweden to a doctor.

Of course,  we took him to a special country doctor.  It's like a normal doctor,  but he knows we're countries so that's okay-

Doctor: What seems to be the pro-

Finland: pLEASE,  YOU HAVE TO HELP!!!! MY SWEDEN IS VERY SICK!

Doctor: Have you been taking care of your Sweden?

Finland: Yes,  yes! He's been eating healthy and all that shit!

Sweden: F'nland-

Finland: oH NO,  NOW HE CAN'T PRONOUNCE HIS "I-"

Doctor: Please calm down,  he has a thermometer in his mouth.

Sweden: (For some reason he was glaring at the doctor) hmmmmmmmmm-

Doctor: Let's see.... OH! He has a fever! And a cold.

Finland: aHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (he cried)

Denmark: ....... can I get a lollipop?

Doctor: No-

Norway: Can I go home? I'm not needed here...

Me: .......

We went home after an hour. 

You know,  it was pretty funny to see Sweden sitting on the couch with a gigantic blanket almost covering his face.  Finland was taking all this too seriously.  Godammit- he gave the poor man five bowls of soup!

Sweden was very annoyed,  and everyone could tell- except Finland.  He didn't say anything though. He didn't want to make Finland feel bad.

Finland: You feeling okay,  Swe?

Sweden: (The blanket was covering his face so his answer was muffled)

Finland: I'm glad!

Norway: Wow... you sure know how to take care of him well.  Why don't you write a book or something? Geez-

Finland: GOOD IDEA! I'll start now!

Norway: ........

Finland has gotten dumber.

I really won't be surprised at all if I wake up tomorrow and see Finland writing his book.

Oh dear...

-Iceland