Exo Chatroom

China

KungFuPanda: HE WHAT! THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!!

*KungFuPanda logged off*

Mr.Galaxy: My room is my galaxy and it is my private sanctuary Suga is not allowed to stay there get him out of my room!

SatanSoo: Lol no Min Yoongi is scary I'm not telling him to leave. He's annoyed at Taehyung and Jimin because they kept playing music while he was trying to sleep at his dorm I'm not waking up Satan

KimKaiii: I thought you were Satan

SatanSoo: We're all Satan in my world domination group.....

SatanSoo: Except for Wonho. He still has no idea what is going on the smol bean sits on the floor during meetings hugging a pillow

Mr.Galaxy: Min Yoongi isn't my style.

*Mr.Galaxy logged off*

LuluDeer: Lay I see you. You aren't lost

Laynicorn: YES I AM! I AM DYING FROM STARVATION I'VE BEEN STRANDED BY THIS TREE FOR TEN MINUTES!

Suhoe: Don't worry Lay! When you come back to Korea I'll take good care of you!

Laynicorn: Ew no

Suhoe: Why do you do this to me

JongBAE: REJECTION AT ITS FINEST

BaoziBuns: Chen what do you want to do tonight?

JongBAE: I want to wear my pyjamas and lay on the couch and watch a movie with you and it will be all cute because my head will be resting on your lap and it'll be so cute and we'll eat marshmallows~!

BaoziBuns: Yeah nah do that with someone else. Nice idea tho

JongBAE: WHAT!

BaoziBuns: REJECTION AT ITS FINEST

JongBAE: YOU'RE SO MEAN!

*JongBAE logged off*

BaoziBuns: That was fun

*BaoziBuns logged off*

ByunBacon: Chanyeol we're running out of popcorn and I still smell drama!

ParkingChanyeol: You ate most of it!

ByunBacon: Oh I'm sorry if all this drama is entertaining and I want to eat popcorn!

KimKaiii: I thought you guys were meant to cause drama and be entertaining

ParkingChanyeol: We're taking a short break

KimKaiii: Oh okay. You guys were bad at it anyway, you might as well retire

SatanSoo: That's my man

KimKaiii: Did I do well? ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

SatanSoo: You're doing amazing sweetie

Sehunnie: Memes

LuluDeer: No one cares about your memes!

Sehunnie: I heard a loud noise coming from your room. I think Leo is doing something

LuluDeer: But Leo doesn't do anything!

Sehunnie: Which is why he is reading your dairy

SatanSoo: Ha you have a diary

Sehunnie: Just adds on to his 'manliness'

LuluDeer: I SHOULD'VE STAYED IN KOREA SO I CAN BEAT YOU SEHUN YOU WILL CATCH THESE HANDS WHEN I GET BACK

*LuluDeer logged off*

Sehunnie: Yeah and he'll catch this dick in his mouth

Suhoe: I did not raise you to be like this child

Sehunnie: Well I didn't want to be raised to get rejected

*Sehunnie logged off*

Suhoe: These children need help

*Suhoe logged off*

ParkingChanyeol: Baekhyun are you going to catch my dick in your mouth tonight?

ByunBacon: I don't know you

SatanSoo: Everyone is so weird - From Suga

SatanSoo: Also I'm telling my members about what is happening in this chat - From Suga

*SatanSoo logged off*

ByunBacon: WHAT WILL MY EYE LINER FRIEND THINK OF ME! V WILL NEVER LOOK AT ME THE SAME! HE'LL TELL THE OTHERS TOO! CHANYEOL THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

*ByunBacon logged off*

ParkingChanyeol: KAI THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

KimKaiii: Whoa why mine?

ParkingChanyeol: Kyungsoo is your bitch. He obviously let Suga read the chat with him. Put him on a leash.

*ParkingChanyeol logged off*

Laynicorn: I'm not lost anymore :)

KimKaiii: Oh that's good Lay :D

KimKaiii: Also Wonho is having a tea party with your unicorns I didn't know he was that soft

Laynicorn: He iS DOiNg whAt WItH mY unICorNS!

KimKaiii: Having a tea party.....

Laynicorn: I CAN NOT BELIEVE MY UNICORNS ARE BETRAYING ME LIKE THIS!

*Laynicorn logged off*

KimKaiii: Yoongi was right, everyone is so weird....

*KimKaiii logged off*

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This is the longest chatroom chapter I have ever done :')

Also I watch way too many vines expect more vine references.