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Questions I have been asked about my sexual orientation.

Ok, so being Aisexual, I am often asked (admittedly stupid) questions about being an aisexual.

Here are some I enjoyed answering:

*Note P= person*

P: Soo.... you Ace right?

Me: Ye.

P: Ok, does that mean you reproduce by splitting in half?

Me:..............

Me: Go sit in a corner and reevaluate your life.

(Beep Boop)

P: What's it like being aisexual?

Me: Ok, imagine that one person you are not attracted to.

P: Ok?

Me: Everyone is like that for us.

(Beep Boop)

P: YOU ARE A HORMONAL TEENAGER HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE SEX.

Me: Waffles are better than sex. Ask anyone.

P: Why waffles?

Me: I don't like cake.

(Beep Boop) 

P: So.... Are you immune to an incubus? Ya know, cause they are sex demons and your Ace.

Me: Yes. I am immune to sex demons.

(Boop Boop)

P: YOU ARE SICK GO SEE A DOCTOR.

Me: *slaps person*

Me: Go reevaluate your life and choices.

(Beep Boop)

P: You sure make a lot of pervy jokes for an Ace.

Me: .........

Me: ......

Me: You sure are quick to point out dick jokes for a straight male.

Me: Also, what is pervy?

(Beep Boop)

P: Why is there a black ring drawn around your left finger?

Me: I write with my right, and I don't have a black ring.

P: Yeah, but why?

Me: Ace pride.

P: Why the middle finger though.

Me: Because this. *flips person off*