MORE DRUNK PEOPLE!!!!!!! (this time with creepypastas)

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Maya: ........Ya know, considering they were hungover at the end of last chapter, you'd think they wouldn't wanna get drunk again. Well...

Alex: *drunken sobbing* NOOOOOO!!!! nOT THE DuCKS!!!

Maya: This time we are joined by Janet and some murderer guys.

Janet: I WANT My WEEEEEEEEEEdD!!!!!!!! d=

Ella: *running around with underwear on head* FUCK MY LIFE fUCK MY EXiSTANCE TELL M-*trips and passes out*

Jeff: huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuuhhhhu *passes out as well*

BEN: *staring at wall* ZELdA?

Sally: Hello!

Maya: FINALLY! SOmeone that isn't dru-EEP! *judo flips Masky*

Masky: Worths it. *passes out*

Maya: You know what, I'm just gonna close the story now.

Sally: I'll take the pastas home, you take your friends.

Mary: *MORE BLACKMAIL~*

Maya: Agreed.

{Later~}

Ella: That was the stupidest thing we ever did!

Madi: Get me some damn aspirin.

Alex: *still passed out*

Mary: Huehuehuehue. BLACKMAIL~

Maya: What am I gonna do wi- Wait... WHERE'S JANET!?!

Madi, Ella, and Alex: *groan*

Janet: *dead*



{fin}

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