Maya is on her Period... God Help us.

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Karina and Alex: *reading smut* 

Madi: *slams door open* Everyone run for your lives!!!! 

Alex: Why?

Madi: Its March 22nd.

Alex: FUCK!!!!!

Madi and Alex: *run and hide in curtains*

Maya: *kicks door open with an expression that would make the 2ps cry for mama*

Karina: *smirk* Hey freak.

Maya: *evil glare* Shut the fuck up you stupid ass bitch.

Karina: Make me.

Maya: *pulls out Lightsaber* Huehuehue *chops Karina into tiny pieces, sets on fire, sets ashes on fire*

Madi and Alex: 0_0

Maya: *sits in emo corner* Owwwwww..... *cries*

Madi: Sorry, it Maya's time of the month, so if she seems more aggressive, happy, or sadder than usual that is probably why.

Alex: Nobody is going to survive this.

Maya: *cries* Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....


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