Random Shit (I'M BACK BITCHES!)

100 reads special!!!!!

Maya: THANK YOU ALL FOR THE 100 READS YOU WONDERFUL WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!! 

Alex: *drunk sobbing* SEMPAIIIII!!!!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEEEE!!!!! *hugging Madi's leg*

Madi: Ella!!! Don't fight him you could get hurt!!!! *drunk*

Ella: *drunk* YOU DON'T TELL MEH WHAT TA DO DAMMIT!!! I WILL DO WHaT EVER THE FUCK I WANNA CAUSE i'M THE BLOODY UNITED KINGDOM, GAH I'M DRUNK! *falls on face*

Maya: *sweatdrop* Here's what happened. Madi's friend Denmark invited us to a party, one thing led to another, now they're drunk. I'm not a fan of alcohol personally and Mary is our designated driver. That's why we're not drunk.

Mary: *laughing* This is actually incredibly entertaining.

Maya: Damn, these guys are gonna be hungover tomorrow.

Mary: Yeah. *laughs*

Prussia: Vhy, Hello zere Fraus. *drunk*

Maya: Hi.

Mary: Hello.

Prussia: I Zink my friend TOni over There said he liked one of you *hiccups*

Spain: DAMN YOU! I SAID NOT TO TELL HeRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

Romano: ...... What the fuck is going on.

Maya: Are you a designated driver too?

Romano: Yeah.

Mary: *recording most of the drunken activity for blackmail*

Maya: Yeah, I have a high alcohol tolerance, I just don't wanna drink.

Romano: My stupidio fratello dragged me to Furniture Bartardo's damn party.

Sollux: *drunk* HeLlO MaYa~

Maya: ...... Dude WTF.

Romano: IKR?

Sollux: *passes out*

Maya: *slowly applauds* Good job.

Romano: So why the fuck are you idiota ragazzas at this party.

Maya: *shrugs* 100 Reads on a story on wattpad. i was bored so we came here.

Romano: ......Ok then.

Ella: MAYA QUICK I'M BEInG MOLESTED BY 300 AUSTINS!!!! *passes out*

Maya: Ummmm... I'm gonna take them home. Bye Roma.

Romano: *face is red* Bye idiota ragazza.

{Next morning}

Ella: Uggggg.... Why is the sun so loud?

Madi: I feel like Aradia when she was dying.

Alex: Tell the light to go away.

{FIn~}