Don't Give Eren a Death Note.

20 0 0
                                    

Eren: *humming AoT theme song as he is walking* ^^

Eren: *stepps on Death Note* Hmm? What's this?

Eren: *reads page* Pfft, this can't be real.

*opens to first page*

Jean-    Eaten by Titan

{At the walls}

Jean: *looking out over the wall*

Jean: *falls off wall* S**T S**T S**T S**T!!!!!!!

Jean: *somehow survives* I'M ALIVE!!!!

Titan: Sup bruh?

Jean:.......

Titan: *eats Jean* Yum.

{back to Eren}

Levi: EVERYONE! JEAN WAS JUST EATEN BY A TITAN.

Eren:.....

Maya: *appears* Hey, what'd I miss?

Eren: *in corner on death note*

Jean- Eaten by Titan

Titan

Titan 

Titan

Titan

Titan

(you get the idea)

Maya: Eren?

Eren: Wut?

Maya: What do you... HOLY SHIT WHY IS THAT HERE?!?!?!?

Eren: *holds up death note* Oh this? I found it.

Maya: *evil aura* Where is the shinigami that is in that notebook?

Shinigami: Sup?

Eren: *dies*

Maya: ?

Shinigami: He spelled a name wrong on purpose.

Maya: *picks up Death Note* I'm giving this back to Light. Bye *vanishes*


The moral of the story is Eren Jaeger should never have powers over death.



That is all. =3 

Random Shit (I'M BACK BITCHES!)Where stories live. Discover now