Stucky Oneshots

11: Drunk texting

Au: skinny!Steve, modern settings.

Warnings: none

Words: 478

*****

It was late night when Bucky recieved a text from Steve, who had been gone to a meeting all evening now. Well at least Bucky'd assumed it was a meeting, but when he recieved the text, he immediantely knew it wasn't that. It was something entirely different and (might he add) rare, at least for a person like Steve. Responsible, grown up Steve.

Stevie:
Wazzup

It wasn't like Steve never got drunk, but usually he didn't do it without Bucky and he'd never get the idea to do drunk texting. It just wasn't like him.

Bucky The Queen:
Are you drunk?

Stevie:
Noooo?????? Am i????

Bucky The Queen:
Oh my god you are, where are you? I'm coming to pick you up.

It's not like Steve wasn't allowed to drink at all, but with his health and tiny figure, he was an easy victim for both alcohol and bullies. Bucky'd rather not have those two things close to Steve, esspecially not in combination.

Stevie:
No i am not///

Bucky The Queen:
Where are you?

Bucky grabbed his jacket and keys, eyes glued to his phonescreen.

Stevie:
Shizzle

Bucky The Queen:
Steve stop that, tell me where you are.

Stevie:
Hey Buck

Stevie:
Buck

Stevie:
Guess what

Stevie:
I have ass

Despite the situation, Bucky couldn't help laugh.

Bucky The Queen:
No shit, smartass, everyone has. Now where are you?

Stevie:
OmG they do!1!!1 do you have ass

Bucky sighed.

Bucky The Queen:
Yes I do, and I will let you touch it if you tell me where you are.

Stevie:
OmG you willll? That place with the tiny lighty thingies

Bucky started his car and quickly drove off, knowing which place Steve meant even though the description was all but good.

Bucky The Queen:
Great, stay where you are. I'm driving there now.

Stevie:
>:( you smhould not texzt while driving

Stevie:
What if yiu die

Stevie:
What do i do

Stevie:
OmG

Stevie:
Buck

Stevie:
Should i take over the world

Bucky The Queen:
I will not die and no, you should not take over the world.

Bucky parked his car and hopped out, quickly paying to get inside the noisy club and not taking long to spot a tiny and drunk Steve in a booth in the corner, still texting to Bucky but the brunette didn't read it anymore.

Stevie:
Awhw why not? :(((

Stevie:
Buck

Stevie:
There is this guy

Stevie:
He looks just like you

Stevie:
Hes coming my way

Stevie:
Omg

Stevie:
It IS you

Stevie:
No Buck

Stevie:
What are you doing

Stevie:
No

Stevie:
I dont want to leave

Stevie:
Put me down Buck

Stevie:
I see ass

Stevie:
Im touching it

Stevie:
So soft

*****

Lmao I wanted to do something quick and fun so here it is, hope I didn't over-do it!

~ Robin