Things not to say when your favorite character from a famdom is in your house.

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Ok well... I got many requests so... Here they are:
Markiplier
DMB
Ruby (from the most amazing book ever Ruby Deer)
And Hellbent.
Thanks everyone and here I'll be doing five things each SO LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!

Markiplier
1. Never ever say anything about #SEXYMARK

You: OMGENIE ITS MARKIPLIER!!!!

Mark: oh hey, crazy fangirl huh?

You: yeah... Yeah...

Mark: well nice meeting-

You: your really sexy Mark!

Mark: YES I AM! *rips off shirt and does a sexy pose*

You: *squeal and then faint onto the floor*

2. Don't talk about Septiplier.

Mark: hi there!

You: o-oh hi Mark!

Mark: is that fanart?

You: yes of... You and Jack...

Mark: let me see! *looks at it* I like it! (Btw it's a pic of Jack and Mark playing a game together).

You: so does that mean Septiplier is cannon?

Mark: *death glares at you* No, it doesn't.

You: .... Ooooookay....

3. Don't spoil anything for him.

Mark: really? I never knew that was a movie!

You: yeah at the end-

Mark: NO NO NO SPOILERS!!!!

4. Never talk about how many fans he has in front of him.

You: kinda amazing once you think of how many people are subbed to your channel.

Mark: *bursts out in tears* I DUNNO WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT MY FAAAAAANS!!!!

You: .... Emotional?

5. Don't ever ask him to play FNAF again.

You: Mark you should play FNAF again it was really funny the first time so...

Mark: ....

You: so

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You: so... No?

So now DMB.
1. Never talk about how Dolan is the one 'in control'.

DMB: our channel has been doing really well.

You: yeah! Dolan has been talking good care-

DMB: wait, Dolan?

You: what's wrong?

DMB: I WAS THE ONE TO I THOUGHT WE WERE TOGETHER WITH THIS HESTOLEITFROMMEIWILLGETHIMISWEARTHALITTLECURSEIWANTTO-

You: ... WAT?

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