Dolan: hey Pringle!
Pringle: *looks at Dolan* yes?
Dolan: here have a mint
Pringle: oh thanks!
Dolan: catch! *throws mint*
Pringle: *tries to catch but falls out of his hands and into his eye* AHHHHHHHHHH! DOLAN ITS STUCK IN MY EYE HELP DOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!
Dolan: *laughs and pulls out phone* ok ok I'm showing this to everyone!!! *videos Pringle*
Five minutes later
Melissa: Pringle stay still I can get this out just-
Pringle: oh I'm sorry what if a mint was stuck in your eye?!?
Melissa: I know that this has to feel odd but I can get it out quicker if you stay still, ok? *slowly pulls out mint* see?
Pringle: ugh sorry Melissa it's just-
Hellbent: ooh a mint. *takes from Melissa and eats it*
Melissa: um Hellbent that's the mint from Pringle's eye....
Hellbent: oh... Crap... *runs to bathroom and throws up*
Ok ok I know this is not good at all but I tried alright? Anyways until next crappy joke my fellow Internet lovers and happy kitty😸
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Random stuff.
RandomI'm just doing This small book of random Things until I get my other longer fanfic done. (Expect lame jokes and cheesy poems.)
