Sonic: *sits in a lawn chair and sips on some coffee*
Luigi: Sonic!!!!! You gotta help me!! I need help!
Sonic: *gets up ready to kick butt* What's going on!
Luigi: I....it tryna........it's getting away. :'(
Sonic: What's getting away!!! What's the problem!
Luigi: The flu. It got away.
Sonic:...............whaaaaaatttt????
Luigi: I'm trying to catch the flu, but I can't find it.
Sonic: *sips coffee and walks back to the lawn chair*
Luigi: S- Sonic........where are you going?
Sonic: Sonic is not here at the moment. At the tone, leave a chilldog after the beep. Beeeeeepp!!!
Luigi: Oh, tell Sonic to get a net so he can help me catch the flu when he comes back. *walks away*
Sonic: *continues to sip on coffee*
Tails: Hey Sonic.
Sonic: Hey bud. What's going on.
Tails: Link and Pit are fighting again.
Sonic: Again? Oh no..........*sighs* Alright, let's resolve it then.
Link: Hup, arrararararafghgghg!!!
Pit: No, your a rip off of me!!!
Link: High Hiiiiiiiiiyyahhhhhh!!!
Pit: Who cares if you are more popular. I least I'm better than you in Smash!
Link: AAAAAAAAARRRAARRRRGGHGHGHGHGH!!!
Pit: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!
Link: HIYAHHH!!!
Pit: *gasps* LANGUAGE!!!!!!!
Mario: I'm confused. What is he saying and what are you two fighting about this time.
Pacman: They have a very civilized conversation about how they could rip each other's skull out anytime of day and then for some reason Pit got mad and thy started fighting for 30 minutes.
Sonic: *runs into the house* I came as soon as I heard!
Pit: How's you get it?!
Sonic: The door was open.
Link: Hmph! Hiiiiiirrrraaaaahagagahag!!!!!!
Pit: Will you.......SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Sonic: Okay what happened!
Link: Hmph, Yaaaahhhhh HA! YAhhhh Hyyyyyyyyaaaaaahhhh!!!
Sonic: Okay what happened!
Pit: Link said he's cooler than me.
Mario: I LEFT LUIGI'S GIANT FLU CHASE........FOR THIS!!!
Pacman: You gotta stop fighting like this. Violence is never the key.
Sonic: Yeah, talk about ripping the living hearts out of each other's chests like you guys usually do.
Mario: Or talk to Zelda about your new sword Link. You know she loves weaponry.
Sonic: Or run tasks for Palutna.
Pacman: Yeah, plus aren't you supposed to ask for permission to leave.....
Pit: I'm not her son.
Pacman: I know your not, your her sla...
Pit: WHAT!!! NOW YOUR CALLING ME HER SLAVE!!!!
Mario: You know what I have a better idea.
Bowser Jr.: Pa, I'm going outside to play with We-.....
Link: Hiiudjsgucdbdhbekfebhbjdvxvndbxnsbxajshbxsxaxmsxjh
Bowser Jr.: O_O
Link: Oh wait they're gone. I talk normally now.
Bowser Jr.: Papa?!!!!! Link is on our doorstep.
Link: You.....got any Lon Lon Milk.
Bowser Jr.: WTF is that?!!!
Link: Nevermind.
Samus: Hiyah Link.
Link: Arrrrarararararggggghhhh
Samus: *sighs* You never fail to make my ears bleed. Hello little boy, I'm looking for your father.
Bowser: *walks to the door practically shaking the earth* Yeeesss!!!!
Samus: Ahem, I have a message from Princess Peach.
Bowser: Hmmmmmmmmmm
Samus: "Inoder to heed the further kidnapping from you (King Bowser) I wish that you join me and my fellow princesses in a divine dinner tomorrow evening at 6. For further information, please contact my associate Toad in the front of my ca-"
Bowser: I'm gonna stop you right there. Will I get control of her Kingdom if I go?
Samus: No, but...
Bowser: *slams the door shut*
Bowser Jr.: Papa! You left me out here with the Transformer and the angry elf troll.
Link: Hiiyyyyyaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
Samus: I'm gonna leave now. If I stand here any long, my ears are gonna explode. *runs off*
Bowser Jr.: Why are you here anyways.
Link: YahahayayayayayaAAAAGGGHGGH
Bowser Jr.: She's gone.
Link: You see Mario was trying to stop me and Pit from fighting and....
Bowser Jr.: I've heard enough. *opens the door and shuts it behind him*
Link: .......
Pit: Hey Link!
Link: YYahahahaggghghghg!!!!
Pit: Oh! So, you bring my mom into this?!!!
Link: YAHGHGH!!!
Pit: CAN YOU DO ANYTHING BUT YELL!!!!
Link: F*CK YOU!!!!
Pit: SAY REAL WORDS!!!!!!
Link: RRRAAAAUUUUGHGHGHGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHAGAHAGHAGAHAGAGAHAHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGAHAHHAGHAGHAGAAHAGHHH
The end
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Just Ask the Videogame Characters
FanfictionSeason 1: Welcome to the land of Mushroom Kingdom. Home town of Mario the Plumber and his brand friends coming from the town of Mobius. Watch as this group of characters go about daily life, while meeting new people, taking on dare/questions, and go...
